Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Jenny McCarthy Better Watch Her Back

Jenny McCarthy is on Demi Moore's shit list after running her mouth about Ashton Kutcher's cheating on a TV talk show.

Apparently Demi Moore's not too happy with Jenny McCarthy for talking about her marital problems during her recent appearance on The Joy Behar Show. She's let it be known that if she ever runs into Jenny in public, she's gonna cut a bitch.

From the National Enquirer:

"I'd tell (Demi) to do some investigation, investigate the [cheating] rumors and see if it's true. If it's true, I may need to re-evaluate this relationship," Jenny said during an interview on the "The Joy Behar Show."

When she heard about Jenny's comments, 47-year-old Demi freaked out, said a source close to her. "Demi couldn't believe Jenny had the audacity to discuss her marriage on TV," the source said. "She's desperately tying to distance herself from this whole sordid mess. The last thing she needs is another celebrity going through her dirty linen on a talk show.

As the Enquirer reported, Demi and Ashton recently vacationed together in Israel in part to put rumors of marital strife behind them. But Jenny's public comments sabotaged those efforts. Demi told her pal: "Clearly, Jenny feels it's OK to meddle with other people's relationships. I'll never forgive her."

I'd love to say something degrading about these two over-privileged silicone-chested loudmouths, but the reality is I'd rather just imagine them settling their differences in an inflatable pool filled with canola oil and vibrators. Now, that imagery may sound a little perverse to the casual reader, but let me assure you that everything would be handled in a mature and dignified manner. So yes, I would remove the batteries first.
Jacked from CelebSlam

11 comments:

PUSSYCATFUN said...

FIRST OF ALL...WHO THE HELL IS "JENNY McCARTHY"

AND WHY IS SHE MINDING SOMEBODY ELESES BUSINESS?

DEMI NEED TO GO G.I.JANE ON THAT SUPER WHITE BITCH FOR RUNNING HER MOUTH!

IF THAT WAS ME...I'D RUN DOWN ON THAT BOTTLED BLONDE AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HER..THEN SLICE HER FACE OPEN WITH A BOX CUTTER...THEN BOUNCE AND SOME BIN LADEN TYPE SHIT!


LMMFAO!

Anonymous said...

demi needs to worry about her messed up so called dance moves...wtf?...the old lady needs to sit down already...and you know his ass is cheating...i dont care how much botox demi injects in her face...the fact of the matter is she is an older woman.....and he little hubby is gonna want woman his age......jenny is kick ass and has the right to speak her mind.

Anonymous said...

Demi needs to stfu! doesn't her and boy-hubby have an open marriage of sorts? she just don't want the public to know that's what she has to do to keep his ass, so she wants everybody to stop talking about it. holding on to that young dick is gonna make her crazy, then he'll leave her and go on with his life. At least Jenny had the guts to leave Jim Carrey's bipolar flakey actin ass---disappearing for days and shit in his own world. Demi better listen to somebody b4 she cracks da hell up.

Anonymous said...

I was all for the Demi Ashton thing till she started acting like she was his age - bitch you old if you have to feel relevant by acting like you are your daughter's age then you have more to worry about than your marriage...

PUSSYCATFUN said...

NUBIAN...GIRL
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...IF A BITCH RUNS HER MOUTH SHE SHOLD BE ABLE TO TAKE A SHANKING...


THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Demi? You cannot stop someone from talking, get your butt out of the limelight and guess what, folks still gonna talk about you!
Illusions in her own dellusions. What did she expect marrying her a boy young enough to be her son.
Also if you threathen to shank a bitch you really ain't gonna do nothing, you just talking.

TruthBeTold said...

Ashton is a dirt bag and Jenny should not run her mouth...

Anonymous said...

I could understand if Jenny was being a bitch but she isn't she answered a question. I am sure she didnt just make this statement off the cuff. The worst part is that it is totally true.

Tiberias said...

First of all, Jenny McCarthy is dumb. Really, really dumb. She doesn't know what "investigate" means, cause if she did, she would be telling parents to let their kids get sick because vaccines cause brain damage and shit. She should be sold to the Arabs.

Tiberias said...

...she would not be telling parents to let their kids get sick because vaccines cause brain damage and shit.

Anonymous said...

Quick question though did someone ask Jenny about the whole Demi thing? I think that people should get as mad at Joy Behar. She probably asked. Interviewers do that all the time! What makes this so different aside from Demi doing a complete psycho move for what everyone is thinking already? What?

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