10. YUNG BERG
Berg's chain wasn't the worst looking one around, but I just don't understand why this guy has (or should I say had) a Transformers symbol around his neck? Was he in the movie? I used to like to watch The Flintstones but I also have a grip on reality and don't need an iced out Barney. If you love a certain cartoon tell people on Facebook...not your neck.
9. YUNG JOC
Yung Joc's chain says "Hustlenomics." It could also seriously injure a baby. The worst thing about this chain is just how big and terrible it looks...kinda just like a hunk of metal hanging off his neck. The person wearing it doesn't help the situation either. The "H" is for horrible.
8. GUCCI MANE
Cowabullshit. Why would a grown ass man want this chain? Isn't your chain supposed to impress women? Imagine screwin' a chick with Bart Simpson hangin' on her titties? Yeah sure Bart's happy but you look like a tool.
7. GHOSTFACE KILLAH
Yes Ghostface used to wear a dinner plate around his neck...he also used to wear a gigantic eagle on his arm. And while the plate does look ridiculous, it also opened the door for everyone to rock chains. Hit your mom's china cabinet, get some rope and your in business. Even little Ghostface rocked it:
Yes Ghostface used to wear a dinner plate around his neck...he also used to wear a gigantic eagle on his arm. And while the plate does look ridiculous, it also opened the door for everyone to rock chains. Hit your mom's china cabinet, get some rope and your in business. Even little Ghostface rocked it:
6. VERBAL FROM THE TERIYAKI BOYZ
5. RICK ROSS
4. BUSTA RHYMES
3. T-PAIN
1. SKOOL BOY
"Ya colors too bright." Not too sure what to say about this one. It looks like someone shitted out coloured diamonds and this is what happened. It's not that surprising since the guy is wearing 3-D glasses. I'd need to be in a drug induced coma to wear this.
5. RICK ROSS
Unless you ARE Jesus Christ, don't do this. The worst part is that some people probably mistake it for Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince wearing sunglasses. The question remains: Are those sunglasses iced out Ricky is rockin' real or fake?
4. BUSTA RHYMES
If you are gonna drop serious dollars on a chain, make sure it doesn't look like it was a 2 for 1 special at the flea market. This shit is just ugly. The "Map Of New York City" portion on top looks like it would break off mad easy and the colours give New York City a sort of Fruity Pebbles vibe. I hope Busta kept the receipt.
3. T-PAIN
* NOTE - T-Pain started off as a rapper and still raps. He counts.
According to T-Pain on Twitter, this chain cost him $410,000. I'm pretty sure there are kids in Ethiopia right now playing darts with a picture of Teddy P. I get the joke. It's a big ass chain and it says "Big Ass Chain." Hilarious. You know what else is funny? How dumb it looks.
2. SEAN KINGSTON
There are so many things to dislike about Sean Kingston that it makes it challenging to just focus on the chain. That being said, I'm gonna do my best. First of all why? Does anyone look at this and go "yo Sean that is dope man." He's lucky those crayons don't come out the box 'cause if he wore this around me I'd go straight colouring book status on his eyes.
1. SKOOL BOY
I don't know who Skool Boy is but I do know he has the most ridiculous chain I've ever seen. Look, I love chicken wings but you don't see me with an iced out 10 piece around my neck do you? I'd imagine even the person he bought this from looked at him like "n*gga is you crazy?" It has gotta be rough when your chain has more buzz than you.
Jacked from Broken Cool <--book mark worthy
13 comments:
what the fuck man we in a recession and here these fools go hanging a box of fucking frosted flakes and crayons and shit off they neck sometimes i can't stand my people u get all this money and you get a fucking chain what happened to investing so the money will keep rolling in when the albums stop selling?
now aint nobody saying dont get you no bling, i would have me some nice pieces too but these 10 chains are fuggin ridiculous. SMH. transformers? the map of nyc? for real bussa-buss?
lol. good post. the reviews were funny, especially sean kingston, young joc, and t-pain's part.
Good job ,but you forgot Nore's Newport box chain.lmao
I like Diddy's gold chain he sports. Very stylish and classy looking, Just like the Chains I wear. Someone must have schooled Diddy about diamonds because, besides the diamond ear rings he wear, he has toned it down. I was always told that diamonds do not have a great resale value unless worn by someone famous. Diamonds hold no real value, but only to the buyer. Try to sell back a diamond anything to a jeweler and you'll walk out with just about nothing!
I hate "ninjas" (my term for the n word).
I'm sorry, but you said Ghost face rocked it, what was you seeing? It looked more like he hit a rock and I don't mean a rock on the ground. Hint, hint or shall I say puff, puff!
Look at Rick Ross sitting up there looking like a broke ass Isacc Hayes wanna be, with a Grizzly Adams beard. If I didn't know any better, you would think he was a bush wackin mountain man .
lil jons stupid crunk aint dead chain lol
u pretty much got all the real dumb 1s ..tpain is mad stupid he should know better ..bussa buss chain looks like my lil cousin made it 4 her with her bedazzled kit ..smh dumb asses plain and simple ...
lol crayons well its their money
Gucci's is on point....all the others are extra stupid. Gucci should be replaced with Gorilla Zoe'a ignorant a*s gorilla in a cage chain smh.
Waste of money but hey........it's HIS money.
If any of yall listened to gucci mane you'd know that his chain is called an iced out bart.he even made a song about it.i think the chain is very clean and shouldnt be on this website.for whoever set this website up... TAKE GUCCI MANE OFF. HIS CHAIN IS CLEAN.YOU JUST HAVE NO SWAG.and inplus gucci is about money.he barely thinks about girls.and 1 more thing whoever said they hate "ninjas" say that in south central LA and see who's gonna live that day
i agree with all except the bart simpson that one is nice
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