1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry (“P.U.S.S.Y. Cry”)
2. To give you a backrub, followed by a trip to the hot tub (“Birthday Sex”)
3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex (“Disrespect My Shorty”)
4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] (“Disrespect My Shorty”)
5. To have you scream “It hurts, it hurts!” then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, your thirst (“Birthday Sex”)
6. To get him some of that birthday sex (“Birthday Sex”)
7. To turn this club into a bedroom (“Club 2 A Bedroom”)
8. For you not to trip; he owns the club, so you don’t gotta worry ’bout security (“Club 2 A Bedroom”)
9. To get some gratuity, and he don’t mean cash, girl (“Tip The Waiter”)
10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade (“Tip The Waiter”)
11. For you not to knock his dick and a half (“Every Girl”)
12. To touch booty like he’s playing it (“Every Girl”)
13. For all y’all to have his baby (“Every Girl”)
14. To have them bitches that are hating on you rubbing on you (“Every Girl”)
15. To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci (“Every Girl”)
16. For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it’s Kells, bitches (“Every Girl”)
17. For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick (“Best I Ever Had”)
18. To make you say silly shit with his silly dick (“Turning Me On”)
19. To take your sexy ass home and show you how he licks it (“Turning Me On”)
20. To get up in a whole lot of ass (“Turning Me On”)
21. To protect you from a lack of sex (“Supa Dupa Man”)
22. To hit you with super-love so pleasing it’s better than any TV show, better even than HBO, so good he’ll get thumbs-up when he goes low (“Supa Dupa Man”)
23. For you to get on his lap and go-go, since the rearview mirror is saying no po-po (“Makin’ Me Wanna”)
24. To fuck every girl he sees, from the hood to the fucking industry, even the Statue of Liberty (“Every Girl”)
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11 comments:
Fool you know you to old to be talkin all that bull!!! Please go sit yo ass down somewhere
and he wonders why radio stations are still banning him ???? at his age he has turned into a dirty old man... it aint working for uncle luke and its not working for him.....
^^^^^^Agreed. Especially since so many believe believed he is a certified pedophile. No love there.
wait wait wait, i dont even want to hear these young dumb boys singing this crap now i have to hear an old dirty man singing it? no thanks
he's so vulgar, he hasn't grown musically, all that talent and the most he can do with it is give us vulgar RnB music, sad. plus R.Kelly, Urine and 12yr old girls are synonymous, you can't take him seriously even if you wanted to.
25. FOR YOU TO BE NO MORE THAN 15 YEARS OLD!!!!
did this fuckin idiot forget his fuckin sex tape was child porn. . .the girls he was fuckin w/ were used to fuckin w/ kids like me. .and he aint get one positive reaction . . he had the worst performance ever. . . i didnt even want pple to see it. . .that clown made all black pple look BAD
He ain't got nothing else to sing about?! Dam that shit is so old
r. kelly career has really faded...SMH
he doesn't make ALL black people look bad. everybody knows he's a pedophile now so he should take his money and disappear into the damn sunset. He will NOT be missed like Michael Jackson!!
I think all of yall is wrong about R. kelly i still like him was yall their when he supposed 2 have piss on this girl i don't think so so don't judge him as a pedophile and the man can say whatever comes out his dam mouth just don't buy the fucking cd
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