Justin Timberlake should stop accepting rides in Chris Brown's Lamborghini, and Alien Princess RiRi should keep Betty Ross at her side at all times, because She-Hulk Biel and Ike Turner II won't be happy when they see Star Magazine's cover.
According to Star, Justin started scooting his ass lips on RiRi's infintiyhead of wonder at an after-party for the VMAs a couple of weeks ago. RiRi must not have minded that Justin sounds like Minnie Mouse screaming when he orgasms, because they have been texting and talking ever since. But before RiRi takes Justin to her home planet, she wants to make sure that his gay relationship with Jessica Biel is over. A source said, “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”
The source went on to say that Jessica found out that Justin and RiRi bumped taints and is "a wreck" because of it.
You know, it might be the apple I just ate (healthy food fucks me up) talking, but I actually think RiRi and Justin make a hot couple. They kind of make sense to me.
And Jessica Biel really deserves better. She deserves a man who won't scream like a toddler when she accidentally breaks his boner during a handjob. Or won't cry a million tears when she beats his no-no with her 9-incher. Seriously, Jessica, get yourself a real bitch who can take it! When Khloe Kardashian's fake marriage blows up, Jessica should definitely give her a ring.
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8 comments:
Justin looks like Andy Dick in that pic ..Im not feeling them as a couple .I cannot stand Justin Timberlake he trys to hard .
Hmm I don't believe it. Rihanna is being linked to every dude she talks with. They do work together so that could be the reason why they talk. It's good publicity though lol
rhianna poom poom smells like ackee..... I know her from back home... i was her first
LOL@ackee!
Someone hates Jessica Biel don't they? I couldn't care less whether or not these two are dating. If they are it won't last for more than a few weeks. She seems to jump from mate to mate (except for Chris). As for him, I was done with him after the Superbowl fallout. He hung Janet out to dry. So whatever.
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I think her PR are the ones with all these rumors to keep her name out there until she drops her album....the music industry is in a slump if all ppl care about is clothes and not the talent....
poor jessica lol
I just got through reading that Justin broke up with Jessica Biel on the phone LOL! She's all devastated. He dropped her just like Cameron Diaz. I never liked that Mickey Mouse Club reject and never could understand all the hype. That rumor with him and RiRi is just a PR stunt. Even that pic looks staged/photoshopped. Sick of em both!
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