Friday, October 9, 2009

Heidi Dropped Her Load


Heidi Klum's crotch will no longer be in the shadow of her enormous belly, because she finally birthed one of those baby things early this morning. Heidi's crotch can finally get some sun. Yipeee.

Radar says that Heidi and Seal's second baby friend (her third) has a vagina and they named her Lou Samuel.

You know, I didn't smack my lips or rotate my eyes when reading that name, so it's fine by me. I actually like old man names for little girls. Think about it. A girl in a pink dress and pig tails with the name Horrice, Angus or Clarence is pretty damn adorable.....if you're stoned.

However, I'm not sure if it works with boys too. We should put it to the test. The first one of you who pops out a boy, better name him Bertha or Myrtle. Tell me how that goes.

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6 comments:

Danielle Carter said...

its her fourth child and their third...congrats to them both!

Anonymous said...

congrats to them

MONIQUE said...

yeah this is her 4th she has two boys and a girl w/ the old man and now this 1

Anonymous said...

Their sons are gorgeous and the daughter will be too!

TO NubianGoddez, who the heck are you to say who's beautiful and who's not. Maybe you got some buttuglyass kids and you're projecting. . .

CrayonGirl said...

Seal looks like his face caught on fire & somebody put it out wearing football cleats.

You would think with all the money, he would smooth out those little dents on his cheeks.

Congrats to him and Becky, again.

Anonymous said...

smh @ some of the comments in here

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