Friday, November 20, 2009

Miley Cyrus Dresses Up Like A Hooker

Miley Cyrus' 17th birthday isn't until Monday, but for some reason she threw herself an 80s-themed party on Wednesday night in NYC. Miley apparently dressed up in Julia Roberts' hooker ensemble from Pretty Women. The rest of the family also joined in on the fun. Billy Ray went as Edward, Noah Cyrus went as Kit De Luca, and Trace Cyrus dressed up as the horse Vivian meets at the polo game. No, only Miley dressed up.
Page Six says that rape-eyed Constantine Mouralis performed a few numbers from Rock of Ages for Miley. A source said, "Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I'm not sure who was more into Constantine -- Miley or her mother." Where's the option for "all of the above"?
While it seems about right that Miley would dress up as a Hollywood Blvd. prostitute, are we sure that she wasn't just wearing her regular clothes? I mean, even Julia Roberts' ho outfit is pretty conservative for Miley. CASE IN POINT:
Billy Ray, you are excused!

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

she's a trifling lil white bitch........that's exactly why i DO NOT let my daughter watch that lil whore's show

Anonymous said...

straight white trash........with cash that's all she is

Anonymous said...

Thank u @ anon 2:52...trailer park trash at its finest.

Anonymous said...

why is her booty hangin out of her shorts??? and why is her face so scary on the first picture????????

Anonymous said...

Nasty go bag!!! I would say where's her parents, but they're right beside her getting paid it's such an effin' shame!

Anonymous said...

WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN POSTED, THIS IS A LITTLE GIRL POSSESSED BY MONEY AND THE DEMONS THAT FOLLOW. DO I CALL A LITTLE GIRL A BITCH, NO. I CALL HER PARENTS WHORES WHO SOLD THERE DAUGHTER FOR MORE RICHES AND RENEWED FAME, BILLY CYRUS ACHY BREAKY HEART..

Anonymous said...

@ 1st poster 11-20 2:51
"White bitch" you say? Why bring up the race factor? Shame on you fuckface!

Anonymous said...

what a bitch!!!! es the biggest bitch the mankind will ever see.

Anonymous said...

so hott..

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