Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Trannycat Dolls are Over

It's a good thing Miley Cyrus is still around, because how else are little girls going to learn that wearing pants is optional now that the Trannycat Dolls are about to get euthanized.

According to Page Six, Nicole Scherwhateverwhocares is hitting the "ignore" button whenever the other trannycats call. Basically, Nicole wants to be the new Beyonce and the other trannies get the message.

A source said, "It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing."

Maybe Nicole realized that she no longer wanted to make superficial bubble gum fart music for strippers and toddlers alike to shimmy to. Nicole wants to go back to making meaningful music with thought-provoking lyrics. You know, the kind of John Lennon-approved music she made with Eden's Crush:



and since 99.999999% of you stopped reading at "Miley Cyrus," I can admit that I actually bought this CD at Sam Goody in broad daylight.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Don't feel too bad... Eden's crush still gets play when my ipod is on shuffle. I ♥ed them bitches.

Dgrrl said...

File this under, "yeah, like we didn't see this coming"

Anonymous said...

They couldn't leave Sheila E alone. Not the greatest vocalist but damn, that's her theme song.

Serafina said...

I love Eden's Crush! I go on youtube on occasion to find episodes of Pop Stars.

They have some pretty good songs and the girls from both groups were not bad singers at all.

And I like the PCD's too. I just wish they didnt do the same boxing dance steps on every damn video.

Anonymous said...

i will never understand why the black girl didnt get any shine. her voice is 10x better than nicole's.

black daria said...

Don't feel bad, I bought that effin CD...they had some tracks...

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