Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Adventures of Amy Crackhouse


Singer Amy Winehouse was facing a police investigation today for allegedly lashing out at a theatre manager after subjecting panto actors to a stream of abuse.

The troubled star is said to have disrupted a performance of Cinderella on Saturday night by heckling the cast.

She is later alleged to have launched a physical attack on a member of staff at the theatre in Milton Keynes, Bucks.
The Back to Black singer was said to have shocked children and parents by shouting "He's fucking behind you" during the performance and yelling out "Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me".

Refusing to sit down, she also branded the Ugly Sisters "bitches".

According to the paper, she later launched herself at front-of-house manager, Richard Pound, allegedly pulling his hair, punching him and kicking him between the legs.

Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup.

A spokesman for Thames Valley Police said: "At around 9.05pm on Saturday night officers were called to Milton Keynes Theatre in Marlborough Gate following reports that a 27-year-old man had been assaulted.

"No arrests have been made and the incident is being investigated."

Jacked from The Mirror

3 comments:

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Serafina said...

I heard they want to have kids together now and that they are engaged again.

There is a couple of England who had their baby taken away, because
Social Services felt she wouldnt be able to take care of them.

Even though the Father worked and they had family on standby.

We thought CPS was fucked up in the States, they are just as bad in England.

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She's been so high for so long, her damn ovaries probably dont work.

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Anonymous said...

Daaam she got one of them 'Dorothy Danridge managers', he seems like he'll put up with ANYthing to manage his artist-homie got that patients of Job from the bible trying to manage that saving Amy bullshit-shiiiiit I couldn't do it, aint no way lol. Amy is talented and can pull in that paper and all but aint nooooooooooo way could her antsy azz be one of MY dam clients, lol she TOO dam real for me lol-that chick is a whole LOTTA work!

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