Friday, December 18, 2009

Tina Knowles Files for The Big D



Tina Knowles is legally sending Daddy Knowles to the left...to the left (sorry for that). TMZ reports that the woman who is responsible for making Beyonce look like she's about to get her wig snatched by a vengeful queen has filed for divorce from her husband of 29 years Matthew Knowles. Cut to Basement Baby looking confused as hell, because she has no idea whose basement she's going to lay her head in at night.


Tina filed the papers last month in Texas. And just a month before that, some backyardigan bitch filed a paternity suit against Matthew Knowles claiming that his sperm fertilized her egg. Coincidence? Probably not. My guess is that Tina has been waiting to dump Matthew like a dusty wig, and his "Maury Moment" forced her to make it official.

I really hope Tina Knowles wears the above outfit to divorce court. That "Scott Storch goes to a White Party in Panama Beach" ensemble deserves a second showing.

Jacked from DListed

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do not care for tina knowles, but she's still attractive and can find someone else if she haven't already.

Anonymous said...

Good for Mr. Knowles. Tina is not attractive and maybe he can get himself some white bitches like Tiger!

Anonymous said...

^^dead...he aint cute either lol

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