Friday, January 15, 2010

Keanu Reeves Victim of the Latest Hollywood Heroin Craze



Our sources close to the actor say’s “Filming on his latest movie has been forced into slow motion. Know why? Because its leading actor, Keanu Reeves, is banging heroin mane!

We’re told by a very credible source that the A-lister has been partaking in the deadly drug so much that his veins are now shot. This rumor as it is could easily be dispelled by Keanu coming out with some short sleeves. I’m just saying. If this is in fact true and I believe my source then this is very sad. To many people have been passing way before their prime… and all these drugs are to blame. If your going use and least be safe and smart!

A bag of heroin sells for much less than a single oxy pill. So, my guess is we’ll be seeing more and more needle users in the coming future. This will undoubtedly lead to a deadly and staggering increase in HIV and hepatitis-C infections.

Gee…I wonder where this heroin is coming from. Afghanistan would be a safe assumption – Thanks to all the war monger politicians. This war is becoming more and more like Vietnam. Don’t you agree?

Jacked from Hollywood Street King

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

just smoke weed. A lil bud aint never hurt nobody...

CAPS said...

OH NO! NOT MY BABY DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOO! (IN SLOW MOTION)

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