Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Jacked from a Random Message Board


Getting flown to an NFLers party in Coach $300.

Room at a 3 star hotel $200

Party 'Hosting' fee (a laughable) $500

Getting fucked and clowned by said NFLer... PRICELESS.
with Darnell Dockett
with Aaron Maybin

Funny how you thought you were all up in there but had to sit with your girls at the main event when his REAL girl showed up.

Just a note of advice. It might be time to fall back when you're at a party with Angel Lola love and you make her look "classy".


OK so the tea is that Denyce Lawton from Tyler Perry's House of Payne has been working this NFL offseason harder than a scout at the NFL combines and aint shit panning out for her ass. These broads really think they are gonna come up on a baller? NOOOOOO these young boys have figured out that hiring you to "host" a party= getting some ass from a D list hoe.

Her price was $1000 to attend the whole weekend. 3 events. that's actually less than $500 a pop but whatever. Then she called the event planner and asked for her girl's plane ticket as well. It was deducted from her fee. She wound up with $500 for 3 events. The sad part was how thirsty she looked all weekend. She was clearly trying to snag a baller. Her hotel room went unslept in on Friday night because Maybin hit that. The next night his girl showed up and Denyce was relegated to the single table at the black tie event. She fell back like a good sideline hoe is supposed to do though. She worked the room trying to see which of Aaron's NFL guests were single. Got drunk again threw herslef on a few of them and then hopped on a plane onto the next party and the next $1000 or $500.


too bad, so sad.

PS- Drunk in the limo bus. chile, please.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

How u know so much

PUSSYCATFUN said...

LMMFBAO @ THESE THIRSTY ASS BITCHES!

SHE GOT PLAYED THE FUCK OUT!

Unknown said...

I have always been a fan of this female. As black women we have to do better. It's 2010, why is this shorty wilding out like this. Being part of the cast of a hit tv show, should influence your rates. The plane ticket should be first class, the accomodations should be first class. And most importantly the cash payment should be a lot more.

Anonymous said...

Ain't she married to that dude from City Guys???

Anonymous said...

uhm who is she?

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Look at the side eye homegirl giving her in the pic with Aaron Maybin!!

Anonymous said...

I'd hit that

Anonymous said...

When will it end?

4 real said...

I didn't know I could bone for 1k.

Anonymous said...

Message to Denyce Lawton: I have one Thousand dollars. Can I cum and see you?

Anonymous said...

WoW, Wesley! I hope u thru wit dat hoe... but I doubt it, thats what u get for takin Pharrel's left overs, it okay to hit, but remember to split! I wonder is that y that director in that movie on Imdb put her n that movie role!

Anonymous said...

To all the ballers out there getting it in, remember what they taught u at puberty: some girls grow up to be ladies, and some grow up to be hoes, and u cant change it! So remember, You gotta let a Ho be a Ho!

Anonymous said...

What is even more sad is that these nfl players are not even A-list ballers. It's not like she's fucking Ray Lewis, Reggie Bush or Terrell Owens. She is hoeing for average ballers. This bitch is too beautiful to be a loser.

Choco said...

She is a dummy point blank and she look like she carries herself loosely

Anonymous said...

Did ya'll hear her and Wesley Jonathan secretly got married a few weeks ago?

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