Paris Hitlon True MTV Spring Break Stories

 Paris Hilton was just as skeezy as you thought she was.

I remember once producing a show. This was maybe six years ago Itwas one of those couples shows where we picked a Spring Break king and queen. You do the casting ahead of time — you're not out scouting drunk kids while you're down there. So we're casting, and these girls come up. They're twins, and they're dressed like absolute hookers. Young hookers. We're like, what exactly is going on here. I ask how old they are. They're like 16 or 17. "You have to be 18," I say, "or a parent has to sign a permission slip." Sure enough, their mom was right there, willing to sign. She wanted to pimp her daughters on MTV Spring Break. So we cast them as ring girls.

I'm not sure, but it's possible those are the twins Hugh Hefner's dating now. The timing could be right.

Paris Hilton did a show once. She was really, really gracious. Her phone rang a lot. Sometimes she'd hand it to me. "Here, answer this." No, Paris, I will not answer your phone.
She had, like, a bodyguard with her, and while she was on stage during commercial break, she'd just point out guys to the bodyguard to invite back to the VIP section of the club: "Tell him. Tell him. Tell him." I've seen dudes do that all the time, but I've never seen a woman do that.
I wasn't there, but this is maybe the most famous MTV Spring Break story ever. Paris Hilton, again. One day, a wardrobe woman went back to one of the temporary tents that are set up around the stage. Paris Hilton was there, and she was on her hands and knees, taking it from behind from some rock star. I can't remember who. It was one of those late-'90s bands with one name and a bunch of bad goatees. Like, Fuel or something. Anyway, this woman walks in, and Paris raises her hand and says, "Busy." (OP's note- Some dude over in the comments section of the original article said that it was the lead singer from that band Lit. lol)

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