Thursday, March 25, 2010

Prepare for the Slutavalanche!


Girl #3! Introducing Jesse James' other OTHER fling!



Brigitte Daguerre is "Jesse James' mistress #3" and I like her the best outta the bunch. Unlike Marilyn Manson's twin sister Michelle McGee, Brigitte makes a good looking model.

Brigitte Daguerre is a Los Angeles photographer who says that Vanilla Gorilla, aka Jesse James, hired her to do styling work for a photo shoot. Vanilla Gorilla and Brigitte emailed and texted each other for a year before they made f*ck four times.

Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) ... many of them extremely graphic -- Among the milder ...Jesse says, "I'll be your monkey."

Jesse would ask Brigitte to send him picks and set up booty calls aka "rendezvous." Jesse also told her he's texting her "in secret." Duh. Some men shouldn't get married! Vanilla Gorilla likes women that look nothing like Sandra Bullock, he likes to have unprotected sex with his mistresses, and he enjoys flirting and sexting. I'm not gonna rip him a new one cause sh*t happens and it takes two to tango. It doesn't matter if Brigitte says that she had sex with Jesse four times, that's four times too many and she's always going to be looked at as a cheap homewrecker.

As painful as this may be for Sandra, she's lucky that she found all this out now and not a few years or decades down the road.
Jacked from Pop on the Pop

7 comments:

PUSSYCATFUN said...

THAT'S SO TRUE!

SANDRA KNEW WHAT IT WAS.....SHE THOUGHT HE WOULDN'T DO "HER" DIRTY.....THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF.."PEOPLE TRYING TO CHANGE PEOPLE"



IT BACKFIRES EVERYTIME!

Ur A Skank said...

Obviously, it's not ONLY one girl he was fucking around w/. Also, who gives a fuck?!?! NEXT!!!

Anonymous said...

HOES have no shame.

Anonymous said...

GOOD she bad mouthed TIGER WOODS! hahahah the cunt!

Anonymous said...

Again, not surprised! At least this one doesn't look as gross as the other two chicks, anyway, next!

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GetitGirl said...

On some level she had to know something wasn't right. Move on, Sandra...get tested...and be glad it wasn't a dude.

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