Monday, May 17, 2010

Tiger's #1 Ho to Strip for Playboy


Oh joy. So Hugh Hefner is going to give us a peek into the crotch that launched a thousand loose lipped hoes. Speaking of loose lips, Rachel is hanging kinda low there isn't she?

TMZ has learned Rachel Uchitel has signed a deal to get naked for Playboy Magazine -- but there's a full-frontal catch.

Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy offer on TMZ Live on Friday -- but we found out that Tiger Woods' #1 mistress has already struck an agreement. A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down -- which is in three weeks.


Jacked from TMZ

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eww, she is hanging low! One word, damaged...yuck!

www.internetmodeling.com/1341 said...

Is that a yipe in those bikini bottoms? Her body is awful, no thanks Hef.

Sidenote: Wasn't this b*tch just sh*tting on Tiger's other women saying they were using the situation to parlay their careers?

Glass houses....

Anonymous said...

I hope she fix that nasty arses camel toe she calls a vagina...EEWWW....Makes you wonder wtf are these men sleeping with. I don't blame Cheatah Woods wife...I would go far the hell away from his nasty ass...he could be near me PERIOD!!! To hear about him waxing one of these nasty scank azz boards on her period was the cake for me.....I was done with Tiger already...but I did not blame Elin for cleaning his clock and now cleaning his pockets.--ThatBKChick

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with her vagina.....every vagina if different.Some have big lips with a small hole,small hole with big lips ect.....ect.....sorry to tell ya LIPS cum (pardon the pun) with the vagina,in many sizes.......men are just jealous that women can feel more in the pussy than a man feels in his stick! LOL GROW UP!!!

Anonymous said...

@ 8:31, are you blind? Her vagina looks as though it's been used and abused by every man in Hollywood. I am a woman, and if I saw my vagina hung like Jay Z's lips, I would have a problem with that because that shit is not a good look. She just has on an unflattering bikini, other than that she wouldn't look as bad because her body is nice, despite her vagina situation.

Anonymous said...

She's just advertising.

Anonymous said...

Yummy yummy that pussy looks sooooo tasty!

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's shim. Shim didn't tuck right.

Anonymous said...

dead @ hung like Jay Z's lips

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