Monday, July 26, 2010

Kobe and Vannessa Bryant Tea


Jacked from a random message board.

My GF told me recently she was on a dinner date at a restaurant near the Staples center. There was a bit of commotion towards the back of the place but she really didnt pay it much attention she figured it must have been a celeb or something... She went to the bathroom maybe 20min later and while she was standing there she notice security/bodyguard standing outside of the mens restroom... still paid it no mind went in the ladies room...when she came out Kobe was coming out of the men's room...

The bodyguard stepped all on her feet, pushed her and shit trying to get next to Kobe so no one would bother him! She said she yelled at the bodyguard "DAMN!!! NOBODY wants Kobe is it that serious!!!?" He turned around and so did Kobe! She said she was so embarassed!! Kobe appologized to her which shocked the hell out of her because he is usually very standoffish and blah! Anyways, she said she proceeded to congratulate him on his winnings and reached out to shake his hand and instead he hugged her and said thank you! She said, she was like wow he must be drunk or something! LOL!!!

HERE COMES VANESSA! I guess he was taking too long at the bathroom so she had to come see what the hell was taking him so long! My friend said her voice is so fucken annoying and she sounds like a ghetto vato when she gets mad.. She yelled 8feet away, Oh so this is what the fuck is taking you so damn long?? You over here with the groupies as ususal!?

My friend said he instantly walked away from her and started walking towards Vanessa to calm her down... He grabs her arm pulling her along and she snatches away asking, "Who was that bitch?!"

My friend said she got pissed and as she walked by she said, WOW you are one insecure stupid fucken bitch! and laughed! She said Conchita went off chasing in behind her trying to talk shit! My friend said she turned around and told the bodyguard you better get her before I fuck her up! The bodyguard stood in between them! She said Kobe just stood there looking embarrassed other than asking her to calm down he did nothing! My friend said she was calling him names and shit! She said he looked like he wanted her to smack the shit out of Vanessa for him!!

She said she couldn’t believe Vanessa did all that in a restaurant with all kinds of people watching and her two daughters were at the table with some women must have been the nanny! She said her daughters could see her acting a fool but they didnt look surprised at all... which means she must show her ass in front of them all the time!!

28 comments:

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

lmao like an angry chihuahua

Anonymous said...

#lies

Anonymous said...

The hate towards this couple is too much. Another silly story made up by some crazy black woman

Anonymous said...

umm yeah this tea must be spoiled cause i just can'T get past the first sip of it

Anonymous said...

Just out of curiosity, why is the fool throwin up 'the Roc'? What's up with that. Why whenever niggas get on camera and don't know what the fuck to do, they try to look cool by throwing up that damn 'Roc'? Whatever Kobe, you should have formed your hands in a circle to represent a basketball or something...this just makes you look like an idiot.

Anonymous said...

This story is most likely bullshit as Kobe and Vanessa have been traveling since the season ended and they don't even live in LA so it's not likely they'd be near the Staples Center.

Vanessa is a bitch on wheels but Kobe loves her so at the end of the day that's all that matters, right? Who cares if she's not nice because unless she is treating YOU like shit you need not care.

As far as the person that made the comment about black women - YOU NEED TO FALL BACK. Black women have seen themselves be damn near erased from the media only to be replaced by women like Vanessa and other non black or barely black women. That causes great PAIN and HEARTACHE. The last thing black women need is some (most likely neutered black male piece of shit) bringing them up while you're praising some non black woman.

I can almost guarantee you hate black women which is the standard for most black men today but at least keep that shit to yourself. Or go jump off a cliff, please.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this is true or not, but it sure is funny. LOL. I was picturing it unfolding. "you betta get her 4 I eff her up" lol WOW I could really see that scene w/the bodyguard in between the two women. comedy!!!!!

If this is not true, whoever wrote it should start writing books or screenplays or something... very entertaining - even if it's true ...

Anonymous said...

stop jacking from lsa

Anonymous said...

Even in this photo she looks pissed. Hell what is she worried about....she's gonna get half if she leaves. Just like the girl said nobody wants Kobe but her punk ass.....on to the next one.

Anonymous said...

money.cannot.buy.class.

Anonymous said...

"Just out of curiosity, why is the fool throwin up 'the Roc'? What's up with that. Why whenever niggas get on camera and don't know what the fuck to do, they try to look cool by throwing up that damn 'Roc'?"

That's not a "Roc" sign Kobe's throwing up. That handsign is much deeper than that...

GROW UP KOBE!! said...

Why is he holding up that stupid JZ sign.

Black men follow the stupidist shit.

Stupid ass, throw up the laker sign if you going to throw up something, GROW THE HELL UP KOBE!!!

Anonymous said...

I would have gone about my business. If she didn't want Kobe then she shouldn't have felt the need to go at Vanessa.

HAND SIGN NOT DEEP AT ALL!! said...

@ 6:42 PM

That sign KOBE is holding up is not that damn deep, if its that deep, how do you know about it, JZ thought of that shit, and any and everybody that thinks JZ is the shit holds up that stupid ass sign, JZ's way of knowing the folks who kisses his ass.

Anonymous said...

^^^Exactly^^^

Anonymous said...

"Ghetto Vato" was all that needed to summize Vanessa's triffling a**. That's what Kobe hand plucked out of the hood and that is what is stuck with for probably another couple years until his gag order from his rape ordeal expires...then I think Vanessa will be toast. I seriously doubt he still finds this woman adorning to spend the rest of his life with. Kobe's parents cannot stand her and I honestly can see why the brother steps out on her stupid,triffling a**!

Anonymous said...

I find it just a shame that Vanessa wasn't even allowed to 'finish growing up'. She walked across the stage with her high school diploma and went straight to the altar. I can see why she would cling to Kobe and I believe that Kobe knew that ish too. Vanessa didnt have a chance to go to college, get a JOB, be self sufficient or anything. She just went from a high school graduate to a Stepford Wife and mother. She has my pity because that is just pitiful in itself.

Anonymous said...

Umm,why is this story far fetched? Nobody like VAnessa.When she shops on Rodeo Drive, she is a bitch, so I can believe it.Ummmm,Jay Z did not invent that hand sign, and it is deep, but hey I don't even feel like going there.If you open your eyes and pay attention and listen, you will begin to see.

Anonymous said...

Oh please 7:50 Vanessa could have gone back to school at anytime. Kobe is on the road for how long during the year? What has this itch done besides have kids and create drama. Just because someone gets married doesnt mean life stops. Its not like she had to get out and find work. SMDH at how stupid some people are.

Anonymous said...

wow none of you people went to college i guess, because jz didnt invent that sign.... the sororities been using that sign forever and a day... its the greek letter delta. such as delta sigma theta or tri delta for the white chicks...

Anonymous said...

@7:50PM That sign is the sign of the Illuminati. But I won't go there. People would like to remain ignorant and I don't fee like arguing.

But anyway on topic, many have said that that girl is cray to the Z, so this doesn't seem surprising. I'm not sure about the actual location but the scenario seems fitting.

And one more thing. Why is it that when someone brings up an opinion about a black women, all black woman have to throw shade, thus setting off a back-n-forth like we're on a damn playground? If you don't like something ignorant someone said, just ignore it. Someone calls a black woman being bitter, then black women thrash back bashing black men (when you probably don't even know if that was a black man to begin with, people of all races can "imitate" an ethnic person by typing the right words) almost to proving that commentor's point. This is one of the reasons I visit very few urban bloggers. That "willie lynch" syndrome is too much for me and most black people are too stupid (or up in each other's asses blaming everything on each other) to realize it.

Anonymous said...

attention all black women: disregard general comments to degrade you as the epitome of beauty in all its forms...and races. it's a ploy to keep you from knowing your worth so that the core family will remain destroyed...case in point obama and michelle...that was what they were trying to stop by downplaying the black woman. it didn't work...

don't believe me check the history, cleopatra, queen sheeba, on up to now.

don't believe that...ask the plastic surgeon who the other races REALLY come in asking their lips, hips, and butts to be implanted to look like...BLACK WOMEN...so please don't be fooled. that is all

Anonymous said...

@ 7:47, typically id feel the same way but under the circumstances, if somebody is calling all types of "groupie hoe" and such, I'd be a little agitated too. and i sure as hell dont want Kobe so..... I dont know what to tell you... lol

Anonymous said...

Anybody who lives in LA and goes to the Staples Center knows that this chick is lying... First of all the players have there own restrooms that is sewed up like fort knox...It's so sad how far people will go to get attention...PS and I am a black woman...

Anonymous said...

LMAO! @ angry chihuahua! From everything I've read about his wife, she's been described as a bitch from hell....even their house help [maids etc] complained about her and some even quit or she drove them crazy. He doesn't love that snapperhead, it's just cheaper to keep her.

Anonymous said...

not only is this yet another post jacked from lipstick alley but it is so uncalled for and ignorant to call his wife racist nicknames. Then again I'm not even surprised, black women always are so envious of any attractive woman that either isn't black or is half black. Get over it weave heads..and btw I'm female and don't give a f.uck who's "offended"

Anonymous said...

Booooo to the female who thinks that all black women are envious of other races of women or half black women! Lmao who ever you are you have a small brain and hang with the wrong people. Btw I have never had a weave! Lol silly rabbit wrong site go to the kids site, this is to grown up for your understanding! You need to experience a little bit more in lifeif that's all you have seen!

Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised. Vanessa is never smiling when photo'd with her husband and daughters. She must got a rock tight pre-nup cause If I were him, I'd been done divorced that crazy chica - VATOS LOCOS

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