Monday, July 12, 2010

Lindsay Lohan's Killer Pennmanship

Lindsay Lohan writes like a serial killer.

When Lindsay Lohan was scribbling notes in court like a homeless junkie furiously writing his conspiracy theories on the back of a discarded pizza box with a broken BIC he found under a subway seat, I figured she was just making a list of all the ways she'd love to slowly torture Judge Marsha. BUT eff me in the mouth with a SCRAM, because I was wrong. Yahoo's OMG posted a hi-res image of LiLo's detailed notes, and that shit is almost meticulously pristine!

Bitch should totally get a job writing ransom notes, because her penmanship is legible yet it still gives you a fresh creepy feeling inside. Adderall should really use this as a selling point.

Jacked from D Listed 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only one to realize that. Lohan is crazy as fuck!! Anyone who is so self destructive needs meds...

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