Monday, August 9, 2010

Prison Break!

Joran van der Sloot tried to escape from prison!
Confessed murderer JORAN VAN DER SLOOT tried to escape his Peruvian prison - but sources say guards stopped him after his cell mate squealed!

Charged with killing college student Stephany Flores in Lima, van der Sloot - also the key suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba - is behind bars in the notoriously harsh Miguel Castro Castro prison.

"Van der Sloot's now jailed in the high-security area," an insider told The ENQUIRER, "and he's been told that a 'hit' has been ordered on him when he's transferred to the general population."

Knowing a hit has been ordered on him, "Joran knows his only chance for survival and future freedom is to be transferred to the medical wing."

Desperate, the thug devised a plan guaranteed to land him in the medical center and from there - escape!
Jacked from The National Enquirer

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hang yourself now fuckface

Anonymous said...

I believe there is a hit on him. For 250.00 the Peruvians thugs would stand in line to take him out.

Not so good now huh, Joran.

Just1layfifi said...

I have nothing good to say so I can't say anything.

Anonymous said...

I saw the special they had on him on E! channel. He's going down. That prison is full of poor, wretched animals that will kill for $10 and a ham sandwich.

Anonymous said...

I say, "GOOD". I am so sick and tired of decent folks, no matter their nationality, NOT feeling safe to walk the streets. He is the worst kind of predator, now the tables have turned.

Anonymous said...

A KILLER AFRIAD TO BE KILLED?


LMMFBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

Oh he can KILL but scared to be KILLED..WHAT A JOKE. I say why didnt they give him the electric chair and be done with it.

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