Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Paris Hilton Planed to Hide the Coke...In Her Cavity

Paris Hilton was planning to stash her coke in her snatch before getting busted with it in Las Vegas.
A longtime pal of drug felony charged Paris Hilton accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash. “That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source named “Caroline” told IUC. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.” The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.” Could Paris’ recent arrest finally be the taming of the shrew? Let us know.
Jacked from Ian Undercover

8 comments:

Operation: BeastMode said...

I would think that she would want to stash shit in a more secure location lol

IT WOULD HAVE FELL OUT!! said...

It would have fell out of her stretched out puzzy, so that wasn't a smart idea.

and if she thinks that damn quick she would not have opened the purse to begin with , she is a idiot, and so are you.

Anonymous said...

It would have gotten lost in there. Hell, I haven't seen that one guy she was dating last. Maybe he's in there too!

Matter of fact, has anyone seen tinkerbell??? I think he may be in there too!

Anonymous said...

Hiding Coke? Like a Coke can? Or a Coke bottle?

Anonymous said...

Come on now, she has dudes hiding in her Vagina, there is zero room for a bag of coke!

Anonymous said...

Paris is so beautiful I'd suck a blood clot out of her coke filled pussy!

Anonymous said...

@ 5:32, eww, are you fucking retarded?! I was eating dinner, but I just lost my appetite.

Anonymous said...

Paris is so beautiful I'd suck a fart out of her asshole and all the leftover fudge between her BUTTCHEEK .

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