New book claims Paris Hilton regularly uses her vagina to transport drugs.
The book FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild written by Ryan Simkin isn't out yet, but he's been releasing excerpts including this one about Wonky McValtrex's ONE MAJOR TALENT!
Ryan writes that Joe Francis called him from Europe one day and asked him to get twenty hits of ecstasy and four 8-balls of coke from Girls Gone Wild's controller/drug dealer. Joe instructed Ryan to get the bundle of the bad shit to his girlfriend at the time Paris Hilton. Ryan put it all in a Camel ciggie box and met Wonks at Smashbox Studios where she was doing a photo shoot for Seventeen. Ryan went on to write:
I took out the Camel box and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, "No, commercial." And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.
Right after that they came in with her next outfit, and she put it on. She said we could stay for a while and watch, but we were tired, and our work there was done. We hugged, said our goodbyes, and my roommate and I went back to the car to go home. I don't think we said five words to each other the entire car ride. I spoke to Joe a couple weeks later. He thanked me again for the favor and said it all arrived safe.
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6 comments:
Did they photoshop a new face onto this vulture? We all know one eye points west and the other points east! Anyway, she looks like the usual cumdumpster whore that she is...3 month old ratty weave and all.
PARIS HILTON IS YOUR TYPICAL RICH GIRL, WITH A CLOUD OF DEATH HANGING OVER HER HEAD.
Is it safe for her to transport perfectly good drugs that others have to ingest in her herpes infested vajayjay?? Just sayin
All airports should be required to do a body cavity search of this ho, before she gets on the plane. Her parents really don't give a shit what she does. They just bail her out when she calls.
She might as well put it to good use lol
I am not surprised all kinds of things should fall out of that rotten as ass "snatch/cooch". Not to mentioned her herpes infested snatch...who in the hell would want to "hit" anything that came out of that snatch? --ThatBKChick
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