Tuesday, September 14, 2010

van der Sloot Punished for Prison Picture

Joran van der Sloot finds out the hard way what happens when you mock the Peruvian Prison system.
Accused killer and Natalee Holloway prime suspect JORAN van der SLOOT has been thrown into hellish solitary confinement after posing with vicious killers for a sickening photo smuggled out of his Peruvian prison.

His life is now in danger after losing the protection of his murderous pals, who were saving him from other inmates intent on hacking him to bits.

Embarrassed authorities are making Joran’s life miserable – and have even banned visits from a girlfriend, his lifeline to the outside world, The ENQUIRER has learned. “That’s enough to wipe that silly smirk off his face,” declared an insider.

The no-longer-cocky accused killer found out how swiftly and harshly Peruvian justice works when a “celebrity” prisoner flouts prison rules.

Within days, enraged prison administrators locked van der Sloot into a windowless solitary confinement cell – barely large enough to fit a mattress and a hole in the floor for a toilet. They were furious that they’d been embarrassed by van der Sloot over the picture that made its way all over the world via the Internet.

“Now he’s in a cell block the guards jokingly call the ‘meditation area’ – and it makes his former hellhole seem like a four-star hotel,” the source told The ENQUIRER.

“And when van der Sloot is let out of solitary, his life will be in danger. He won’t have the protection he had with his killer cell mates.

“Right now he’s confined 24 hours a day, and there is no electricity, so he’s in cold and darkness from dusk to dawn. He has to listen to rats scampering near him."

Jacked from The National Enquirer

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

the fuck? this dick still has some pussy waiting for him on the outside? the world is a joke.

Anonymous said...

What the hell?! Did I read that right? He has a girlfriend?? This dude is a straight up psycho/serial killer. There's low self-esteem dummy females all over the world I guess.

Anonymous said...

THAT MOTHERFUCKER AIN'T DEAD YET!?

Anonymous said...

HIS "GIRLFRIEND" IS SOME BIG FAT LONELY WELFARE
BITCH LIVING IN A TRAILER IN THE MIDWEST!

AND SHE SMELLS LIKE BACON.

Anonymous said...

sux to be you son!

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