Friday, October 8, 2010

Demi and Ashton Divorcing?

It may be curtains for Ashton and Demi.
Cheating scandal dooms May-December marriage despite couple's lovey-dovey act, say experts.

ASHTON KUTCHER and DEMI MOORE are headed for divorce amid reports the Punk'd guru cheated, because Ashton's parents, sister and twin brother are ALL divorced, and he's learned relationships are disposable, says a renowned marriage counselor and family therapist.

After Ashton was recently accused of cheating by Brittney Jones, a young Demi-ish look-a-like, cracks in the couple's relationship became obvious when a neighbor heard them screaming at each other.

"Demi was yelling at the top of her lungs, 'Go to hell you bastard!'" the neighbor said.

"Later on, I heard a door slamming and Demi sobbing."
Jacked from The National Enquirer

8 comments:

PUSSYCATFUN said...

"GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD"

WTF IS THAT?

PULL OUT A KNIFE AND SHANK HIS ASS!

NOW ASHTON CAN CONTINUE TO FUCK DEMI'S DAUGHTER!

Anonymous said...

Wait, how close does this neighbor live? I've seen pics of their house and it doesn't seem that anyone lives close enough to hear anything...

Anonymous said...

Well when you respect what you have then you get to keep it but that is the a reality in todays world.

Anonymous said...

1050 i was thinking the same damn thing. was the neighbor on the roof with a stethoscope? how the fuck are you going to hear her sobbing from your house? lmbao fucking liars

Anonymous said...

Demi looks good for her age, but Ashton won't stay with her for too much longer. He will want children and Demi has dried up useless eggs. It was good while it lasted. Maybe Demi can get with Larry King. He's always looking for a wife.

Anonymous said...

Uh, Demi doesn't come from the most functional background. When they married Ashton was closer in age to her oldest daughter. No disrespect, but I surprised it lasted this long.

Anonymous said...

*I'm*^^^

Anonymous said...

not to mention this will be demi's 3rd or 4th divorce... so a big shrug and who cares on this one. until celebs learn that you have to work hard on your marital relationship the end result will always be this

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