Kanye West Only Follows Models

Kanye West only follows 14 people on Twitter and lets just say he definitely has a type. 

Since the beginning of Kanye West’s Twitter domination (he is currently at 1.3 million followers in less than 2 months), he has notoriously not followed anyone back. But last night I noticed his “following” count at a whopping 14 people. So I did what any 16-year old girl would do and I internet stalked all of them.

Not surprisingly, all 14 are super hot, ridiculously young, probably under 100-pounds each, models.

After I was finished sopping up my tears from laughing at the predictable results, I thought about how fun it would be to break these 14-following females down by the numbers.

The Girls

Esti Ginzburg – a 20-year old Israeli blonde model who’s been seen modeling for brands like Tommy Hilfiger, Burberry and graced the pages of the 2009 and 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Esti also made her acting debut in the 2010 Joel Schumacher film “Twelve.”

Anja Rubik – a 29-year old Polish model who’s promoted brands like Christian Dior, H&M, Fendi and Calvin Klein and who was featured on the 2009 Wii game “Yoga Wii.”

CoCo Rocha – a 22-year old fashion model from Canada who’s been the face of countless designers including Balenciaga, Dolce & Gabbana and Yves Saint Lauren. Coco was recently married to interior designer James Conran on June 9, 2010.

Bar Rafaeli – a 25-year old Israeli model who you may know from her relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio, and who’s hosted shows for MTV and Bravo.

Jourdan Dunn – a 20-year old British model who’s walked the runway for Prada and Calvin Klein, and most recently appeared in Vogue with supermodel Chanel Iman.

Lara Stone – a 26-year old Dutch model whose campaigns include Givenchy, DKNY and Giorgio Armani. Lara was married to British comedian David Williams on May 16, 2010.

Alessandra Ambrosio – a 29-year old mega-model who you know from her extensive work with Victoria Secret.

Abbey Lee Kershaw – a 23-year old Australian model known for her work with GAP, Karl Lagerfeld and Chloe.

Irina Shayk – a 24-year old Russian fashion model whos magazine covers include GQ and Ocean Drive and just finished starring in Kanye’s “Power” music video. She is reportedly dating hottie soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.

Veronica Webb – a 45-year old American model and actress who recently co-hosted Bravo's “Tim Gunn's Guide To Style.”

Douzen Kroes – a 25-year old Dutch model currently working with Victoria Secret Angels who is currently pregnant with her first child, with boyfriend Sunnery James.

Chanel Iman – a 20-year old American model who’s been on the covers of Vogue, TIME Fashion and Elle.

Selita Ebanks – a 27-year old Caymanian model who appeared on the 3rd season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” She dated Nick Cannon before he married Mariah and is now said to be dating Kanye.

Jessica Stam – a 24-year old Canadian model currently dating former New York Rangers hockey player Aaron Voros.

OK now that we know who they are, lets break them down into what each have in common. I mean Kanye has to like something about all these ladies besides their oppupation, right?

Girls under 25-years old: 7

Girls with blonde hair: 8

Girls who have tweeted in the last month: 6

Girls who are married: 4

Girls who have children: 3

Has Tweeted about Snooki: 1

Has Tweeted about Justin Bieber: 4

Has Tweeted about Kanye: 5

Has Tweeted a photo of themself in a magazine: 13

Well folks, it looks like the narcissism vote has it. Love yourself and Kanye will love you. Because we all know Kanye loves Kanye.

Jacked from NY Post