Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Kim Kardashian Boning her Bodyguard

Way to put your booty call on the payroll, Kim.
Kim Kardashian is rumored to be in NY looking for a new men. Who cares right?

However, a kikster spy tells us she is STILL jockin' her Aussie bodyguard, Deane Shengo. --the guy she got caught kissing! You know, Shengo the "very professional" bodyguard.... mmmmhhhmm, sure he is.

Kim hired Shengo during season five of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." He was the bodyguard who Kim (29) asked to dinner in a towel because she was alone and had "no one to eat with---" can we say desperado?

Anyway, Deane doesn't want to drink when he's working, aka entertaining pornstar Kim! At the end of the staged episode/dinner, the two share a very intimate-looking kiss! The following day, (or even the same one because its a SCRIPTED SHOW) Kim apologizes to Deane for the kiss---"Mr. NO PERSONALITY DEANE" also agrees that the kiss was out of line.

A friend of Deane's tells kikster, "I'm very surprised that he would be like that- he is a VERY professional security guard who has worked for Elton John (for the Gays) and other top celebs, he is a stand-up man of his word and always has taken his work seriously!"

A friend of Kim's tells kikster, "She still talks about Deane and basically wants what she CAN'T have!- He's told her, I can't work for you unless its 100% professional- so she'd rather have him around hoping he changes his mind rather than losing HIM!" (isn't this guy white?)

Pornstar Kim is a "sure thing" and not a real challenge... even for the help. Yawn Kardashian... that should be Kim's new name!
Jacked from Kickster

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once a slut, ALWAYS a slut

Anonymous said...

You got to almost feel sorry for this chick - she thinks the only way t get and keep a man is to fuck him.... then again besides fucking what does she have to offer?

PUSSYCATFUN said...

KIM'S CUNT IS WIDER AND DEEPER THAN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!

EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE'S AN EASY LAY!

SHE'S AN UGLY ASS WHORE AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS THIS SKANK BITCH IS PRETTY OR WHATEVER JUST WANT SOME PUSSY FROM HER AND I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THOSE LOW SELFESTEMM BITCHES WHO WANT TO LOOK/BE LIKE HER.....

THE ONLY PERSON I FEEL KINDA "SORRY" FOR IS BRUCE JENNER...THEY TURNED HIM OUT ON PLASTIC SERGURY...HE LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE AGED WHITE WOMEN...AND THE WHOREDASHIAN CLAN TREATS HIM LIKE A MIDDLE AGED WHITE BITCH TOO!


LMMFBAO!

Anonymous said...

Is this site on the Kardashian's payroll? I swear everytime I come to this site there is always - everyday - a new rumor on one of the Kardashian clan. Ridiculous. I thought Kim had a new boo? At least that was what was reported a few posts ago - oh wait no - Reggie wants Kim back too right? Please. I find it hard to fanthom that everybody wants or desires this broad.

Anonymous said...

what the f*ck is wrong with her mouth now? she needs to back off the needles.

Anonymous said...

11:14 AM, I agree with you OR Kim will serve him fried chicken in a thong. Remember, she told Khloe do this on K&KTM. Kim probably thought Reggie was sprung on that shit. Oh yeah, sprung with screwing other girls.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she's got a fucking sheet of plastic over her face. What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?!

Anonymous said...

Her face looks so fuckin weird and her mouth looks like duck lips and shit. She will screw anything, just like a high school whore that dikked the entire football team. I'm with pussycatfun----all these retarded females wanting to look like her, youtube is full of em doing makeup an hair like kim kardashian--all them tricks are insecure. why the hell would you admire a cum dumpster??

Anonymous said...

Kim pussy is like a freezer ,everybody put their meat in it .

Anonymous said...

Her lip look greasy from sucking all that black cocks ,her dad would be proud .To bad he dead .

Anonymous said...

What happened to the "Reggie wants Kim back" rumor on yesterday???

I guess she realized that it wasn't going to work SOOOO she decided to go back at the bodyguard.

This girl is sad. She is scared to spend her 30th birthday alone. I guess Reggie said that he wouldn't be able to make it to the party.

TruthBeTold said...

I couldnt believe this bitch stood outside a mans door while waiting for him to get ready!
Gir, bye!
No man will respect you after you wait on a piece of dick outside the door, he will treat yuo like the trash you are!
He just getting paid! I bet she has to say "billable hours" whenever she asks him out.

Anonymous said...

wow, you guys are dicks. any girl would want to get with Shengo, he is hot, and just because she did that doesn't make her a slut. Get a life all of you haters. She beautiful and smart and can date/sleep with whoever she wants until she settles down. Good for her!

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