Thursday, October 14, 2010

Tiger Woods Begging Elin Back

Tiger really misses his family and his hoping Elin will take him back.
"You're DELUSIONALl! You're out of your mind!" A furious ELIN NORDEGREN blasted serial cheatin' ex-hubby TIGER WOODS after the lonely, depressed golfer begged her to take him back.

Only a week after finalizing his $100 million divorce settlement, the disgraced athlete began pleading with the mother
of his two children for reconciliation - but she told him to go stick his head in a sand trap!

"Tiger was returning the kids from a visitation and they were talking in Elin's driveway," a source close to Woods told The ENQUIRER.

"Out of the blue, he said, 'You know, we wouldn't have to go through all this if we'd never broken up. We should give things another try.'"

Tiger's ex-wife, who had been humiliated by his rampant cheating, exploded in a rage.

"Elin was stunned! She couldn't believe what she was hearing," revealed the close source.

"She grabbed the kids, went into the house and slammed the door!"
Jacked from The National Enquirer

9 comments:

PUSSYCATFUN said...

FUCK TIGER,



ELIN, KEEP THAT COON'S MONEY!

Anonymous said...

He better be glad she didn't go and get that golf club again!!

Anonymous said...

He's like most men don't want to go through all of the struggle of addressing there wrong but want an easy way out and an easy way back in. He does not understand the pain that he has caused her he is the reason why he has no marriage. She gave him a detailed opportunity to reconcile but he did not want to take the extra mile but he took the extra mile to create this situation.

Anonymous said...

The only thing he misses is the fake image elin and the kids gave him. no woman could ever trust his sick ass!

Anonymous said...

What woman in her right mind would take him back. i divorced my husband after I found out he fucked my cousin while I was pregnant. Enough is enough sometimes. What grosses me out the most is the fact he was fucking sewer bitches like porn stars! WTF!

Anonymous said...

Anything jacked from the National Enquirer of all rag magazines is suspect. I don't believe a word of it! Not one damn word.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Actually the Enquirer AND TMZ have been dead on with most of their stories lately.

Anonymous said...

Don't even put the Enquirer in the same sentence with TMZ. TMZ is the real deal. I'm a Lawyer!!!

Chocolate said...

Tee Hee Lee to

Anonymous said...

Don't even put the Enquirer in the same sentence with TMZ. TMZ is the real deal. I'm a Lawyer!!!

Hee Hee Hee Oh

Belly Laugh!!!

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