Tea Time

Jacked from a random message board

Okay, to start off, I know all of this stuff because my best friend dated Garbo [bass player for the Jonas Bros] for about three months and when he would get drunk he would spill things. And when she did ~favors for him, he would spill things.

The meaning of this post is so I can get all of these secrets off my chest. I've been harboring this information for way too long. My friend, who's name I am not going to mention out of fear of her getting attacked, has met Selena, Demi, Miley, Nick, Joe, Kevin, Chelsea, and Nicole. She doesn't know them all personally, but she knows enough stuff about them that to be their best friend. You can be surprised how much information people spill whilst drunk or under the impression that they are going to get things.

Relationships

Joe & Ashley:
Jashley is the first "real" relationship Joe has been in since Camilla. Joe loves her. Nick hates her, Kevin doesn't really care. Ashley is rude to the family when they are not around cameras and she's slowly breaking the Jonas family apart, there was already a riff between them because of the Nick/Joe thing but now its worse. Joe spends more nights at Ashley's house than at his own. He's barely talked to his brothers other than the occasional texts here and there.

Joe & Nick:
Okay, so everyone remember when Nick wrote Stay and everyone thought it was for Selena? Well you guys are wrong, its for Joe. Remember how Joe's first tweet was "Fine, I'll stay!" to Nick? it was a deceleration of his love. Well, Nick and Joe were fooling around, not in love or anything, just fooling around but Nick got too attached and Joe just thought it was just sex to be sex, you know? Well that's pretty much why Nick and Kevin have gotten closer because Joe has been treating all of this as a joke but its not. Selena and Nick never dated, like actually dated. They messed around but she knows everything that happened between Nick and Joe and helped Nick through a lot of it.

Joe & Demi:
Jemi was fake. Super fake. It was all for PR. Joe had a crush on Demi when they filmed the first CR movie but he didn't want to ruin their friendship by acting on it so he moved on. While on the set of CR2, the producers noticed Demi's crush on Joe so they came up with the whole PRelationship. The whole thing was blown out of proportion and Demi got way too attached. The whole time, Joe was texting/calling this other girl named Jessica and was close to going out with her but he had to break it off because of Demi.

Selena & Demi:
Semi was real. But not in the context everyone thinks it was. During PPP, Selena and Demi confessed that they wanted to be in a lesbian relationship one day, just to see what it was like. Selena was complaining about guys, and wasn't serious but Demi took her seriously. They decided they would "date" each other, and everything was going fine. But when they got back from filming, Demi started hanging around the Jonai more and her crush on Joe was coming back and Selena couldn't take it. So she confronted Demi about it and everything blew up from there. They have since tried to fix their friendship but its not working, but from what I know now, Selena is going to try to contact Demi after she gets out of treatment.

Nick & Miley:
Niley was real, the first time. The second time they just tried to see if anything was still there, but it wasn't. All of their feelings for each other were not there anymore, and Miley met Liam and fell in love with him. Miley and Nick still talk to each other and our best friends.

Nick & Selena:
Nelena was just a cover up at first but over the course of their relationship, they developed feelings for each other. That's pretty much all I know on them other than Selena and Nick are close friends as of now.

Miley & Liam:
I know things on them because Miley told Nick, Nick told Garbo, blah blah blah so I'm not a hundred percent on this. But Liam cheated on Miley. Miley was/is in love with him. Liam thought things were going too fast, and he wanted things to slow down but he didn't want to break up with her. Miley found out he cheated and broke up with him but then the things happened with her parents and she wanted something familiar, so she got back together with him but in the end she couldn't get over what he did.

Random information I know

Miley and Selena were friends but at first, Miley didn't like Demi, like at all, so she tried to persuade Selena away from her but Selena wasn't having it. So, Miley and Selena stopped talking. Over the course of time, Miley got to know Demi and they became friends. This was another reason Semi ended, when Demi and Miley got close, Selena told Demi what Miley used to say about her but Demi didn't believe her. So they were always awkward about that topic, since Selena never approved of Miley after that but Demi loved/loves her.

Taylor at one point has been friend with all of them, we know this. Taylor doesn't approve of the way Demi and Miley live at the moment, so she tries to ignore them. Selena is the only one she genuinely likes right now. She still talks to Nick and they complain about Joe(well duh) and she tried to help Demi after her and Joe broke up but Demi always gave her the cold shoulder because Demi hadn't liked Taylor since she went out with Joe.

Okay, hopefully this all makes sense, I know more but you guys were getting impatient.

Kevin tried to stay out of this stuff. He always thought he was too old to be involved in this drama, it was too "high school" his words, not mine.

Nick & Samantha:
Samantha and Nick are dating. From what I've heard anyway. They started officially dating when Nick went back to do Les Miz.

Joe & Taylor:
Joe and Taylor dated for about 6 months, they both really liked each other. They had sex. During the casting for Love Bug, Joe met Camilla. Nick had already liked her so he wanted her to be in the video. Joe and Camilla fell in "love" but Camilla was only using him. After Camilla thought Joe was getting too attached so they broke up. Joe just hooked up with random people after that up until Demi. He tried to date Pixie and Brenda but he just wasn't feeling it.