Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Kim Kardashian Orders Club Owners to Sign Gag Order


Kim Kardashian vows to make club owners pay if details from her show are leaked before their air dates.
If you were in the same club as Kim Kardashian this weekend and you were witness to her getting peed on in the corner, you’d better keep that information to yourself; assuming you were one of the people within the club to agree to the confidentiality agreement that binds secrets during filming and charges fines for breaches of confidentiality. I’d set up a sockpuppet Twitter, and leak the information that way, if I were you. That way, the world can know why she smells of fresh urine, rather than stale, and you’re in slightly less danger of being charged for leaking secrets about which no one cares. According to TMZ.com, Kardashian went clubbing this weekend in New York City and in order to ensure her exploits were not live-blogged by everyone within eyesight/ the venue, producers asked the nightclub owners to pay, were any information about the 30-year-old leaked to the press. TMZ adds, ‘Club 230 Fifth were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement because producers wanted to shoot inside the venue. But the club people didn’t play ball after reading one interesting clause in the contract. [Moreover], anyone who leaks any information about the show must pay producers $1,000,000 per breach.’ So, you’ll never know why there’s an ass-shaped urine outline, marked like the outline of a dead body with tape on an episode of CSI, because everyone at the back-up venue signed their lives away.
Jacked from Amy Grindhouse

14 comments:

VEXED said...

If this bitch don't stay in her motherfucking lane..........in about 5 4 3 2...she will no doubt be in the same position Parasite Filthton is in. Psssssssst, Kim nobody gives a fuck the brain dead just watch because people love a trainwreck.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a fuck bout the armenia paris hilton. NOBODY is checking for you Ms. Ass Shots!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for her sister Khloe to outshine her - and I can't stand any of these ho's but this bitch here gets me as somebody who would hate on her own family if it meant giving up the spotlight.

Anonymous said...

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!
FIRST- GO AWAY ALREADY!!!! PLEASE!!! I IMPLORE YOU KIM KARDASHIAN- FINE, you are pretty, yes you have a great body. BUT YOU PURCHASED IT AT A DOCTOR'S OFFICE. EVERYONE KNOWS!! STOP Fronting!! YOU LOOK GOOD...BUT THAT'S IT! PLEASE NO MORE!! Just leave.
SECOND - This article makes no damn sense! It's as if something was written just to write about her regardless that it is incoherent. Nobody CARES! But then again incoherency and shoddiness are the epitome of Kim and her family.

Anonymous said...

She still resembles a possum!!

Anonymous said...

This sounds right about right...wasn't the HOEDASHIANS the ones that came up with that credit card scam?....SMDH! These hoe's should have been played their time out...somewhere Paris Hilton is hoping these hoe's get wiped out by a Tsunami. I just cannot fathom phucking watching this trick and her family pimping each and everyone out...they are talented for what now?

Anonymous said...

Who cares?

She does not talk, dance or sing. She is really a boring zombie. What secrets could you tell? The bitch is boring as hell.

*** Warning, Warning***
Kim Kardashian is inside of Club 230 Fifth. She is in here now, sitting in a booth, trying to be cute and talking about Reggie Bush from a year ago and how much she still loves him, blah blah blah, blah blah blah...

Anonymous said...

LOL a gag order for a reality show. Do they have season "Cliff Hangers" also?

Abel said...

lmao

Anonymous said...

Those puncture wounds in her face are from those needles, botox shots. Look at her lips. Yuck! Reggie don't want you no more bitch!

Anonymous said...

She has that 'muppet' look.

Anonymous said...

DID YOU SEE REGGIE BUSH'E NEW CHICK? THE BITCH IS BAD. KIM K HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN REPLACED!!! HA! HA! HA!

Anonymous said...

what happened to her face?

Anonymous said...

^^^Possum inspired!!!

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