Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and the others can go ahead and clock out. The internet chatter surrounding Beyonce's return has reached a fever pitch.
Beyoncé would never debut a new album by hiding in an egg-shaped vessel or creating a CGI montage of spawn shooting out from between her legs. Okay, well maybe the latter can't be confirmed, but the point is she will never wear face prosthetics or try to do something silly like keep the focus on the music or make sure her backup dancers will shine just as brightly as she does. Her attractiveness never takes a backseat to anything or anyone, but most important, she never fails to top her own hotness and her signature ability to really make very little sense.Jacked from NY Mag
While titillating stills from her music video shoot have steadily been leaking onto the Internet, it's still somewhat difficult to discern what, exactly, they all add up to. But the latest batch of stills of Beyoncé wearing a giant ornate gold headpiece sprouting a red tail that is so long it must be affixed to her butt is the most revealing so far.
With what appear to be fringed black shorts, Beyoncé saucily thrusts her giant gold waist belt this way and that while strong-arming a huge red flag with the letter B on it. Meanwhile, her dancers pose and frolic around her in genie pants with police hats, military jackets, and the requisite occasional garter. Beyoncé was previously shot in the Mojave Desert wearing what is thought to be Givenchy couture. Now with the big genie-pants reveal, there definitely seems to be some sort of desert-warrior theme emerging — desert-warrior-meets-marching-band flag girl. You know: HOT. The tracks from her new album have been described by a big record executive as "just amazing" and "groundbreaking" and on "another level." The song that goes with this video has been called a "stomping club banger" — as you could have guessed.
The one thing that may be most surprising about this video is that it took Beyoncé so long to get that flag.
12 comments:
SELL OUT!!!!! Please Get Out!!!! So Tired Of Her!!!!!!!
And still i dont give 2 f*cks bout Bey. She oversaturated now, time to give shyt a rest, she still hasnt took that forreal break she kept on sayin she gonna take. At least be gone long enough for u to be missed bytch! I feel soo sorry for Jay, he never gonna get those babies he so badly wants with her, thats sum stubborn shyt. why get married!? i think it was all for the status of bein together. She gonna end up trying to do a video to every song on the new album and do bout 3-4 years of touring with it. His old ass gonna dry up. smh
Did they just say bleachy doesn't need facial prostetics?? Just becuz she doesn't put silly puddy on her face don't make her all that!! The bish still uses butt daipers...rhinoplasty..artificial turf...silicone breasts..contacts...etc!! Gtfoh!! Hot?? Yea with all that lacefront n circulation cutn onesies this bitch prob is hot....hot sweaty funky and greasy!! Aint nobody anticipating dis lard filled how except her ratched ass stans and everyone on her payroll!! She does this with every album...brags n pumps it up like its gonna b iconic n she always delivers garbage! #beycycle #bleach
Seems as tho her shyyt ain't orignal, I see:
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
Rhianna
Madonna
Lady GaGa
has inspired her.
Beyonce has had hundreds of folks on her music/album and she still doing shyyt that has
already been done.
Anybody know where I can hear the god4sakin song!? O & by the way....can y'all visit my MAKEUP BLOG..?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY DOES THIS BITCH HAVE TO BE EVERYWHERE!
WHAT'S NEXT?.... BEYONCE TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!
BEYONCE TOOK A "BREAK" SO SHE COULD SEE WHAT BITCH SHE COULD STEAL FROM...SHE'S NOTHING BUT A REFURBISHED, REGURGITATED, REMIX OF A REMIX....EVERYTHING SHE DOES HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY.......
NOW THIS TRICK GOT ON A KING TUT CROWN AND AN OLD TINA TURNER COSTUME FROM MAD MAX......
"Beyoncé would never debut a new album by hiding in an egg-shaped vessel or creating a CGI montage of spawn shooting out from between her legs. Okay, well maybe the latter can't be confirmed, but the point is she will never wear face prosthetics or try to do something silly like keep the focus on the music or make sure her backup dancers will shine just as brightly as she does. Her attractiveness never takes a backseat to anything or anyone, but most important, she never fails to top her own hotness and her signature ability to really make very little sense."
I had a long day today, but this sounds like a slam to me. If I am correct (and I hope I am) someone had a big glass of hate with a shot or two of truth before writing that.
Go Beyonce!!! The End.
Love the snark in this piece. They totally acknowledge her absurdity & see thru promotional hype tactics. Fevered pitch? Lukewarm @ best.
I wonder if Beyonce acknowledges the fact that people are sick of her!
Beyonce is always pretending she cares about women, she don't give a fuck about women or nobody else.
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