Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Nicolas Cage Scrounges for Strippers


Nicolas Cage bribes strippers for sex with dinner dates and shopping sprees.
Nicolas Cage is having a tough times these days. Not that long ago video footage leaked of him freaking out in Greece. Follow that by his arrest this month for domestic violence and resisting arrest in Louisiana. Then the latest investigation for child abuse (from the night of his recent arrest) when bystanders reported he pulled his young son to the ground causing scrapes to the kid.
The following is exclusive as reported by several of the girls at Foreplay and Fantasy Island strip-clubs in West Los Angeles. Nicolas Cage is reported to frequent them often when he is in Los Angeles.

•Nicolas Cage carries 4 mobile phones, 1) for his family, a second throw away for the strippers, a third for business and a 4th in case he loses any of the others.

•When Cage talks to the girls he shows his ID to prove to them that he is a Coppola (they don’t recognize him as Nick Cage, probably because he is a shitty actor and his movies usually suck. Anyhow he whips out his drivers license which reads Nicolas K. Coppola.

•Nick doesn’t want dances from the girls, he wants to bed them. He makes arraignments to take them on shopping dates, lunch, dinner, etc… Although he never offers money to the girls for sex.

It’s a sad state for men (and women) in Los Angeles if Nick Cage has to show his ID to women in order to seduce women.
Jacked from The Diary of Hollywood Street King

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's sad is that Cage won't pay the women so that they can spend the money however they want. Instead, he spends the money he would normally give them on dinner and shopping sprees.

A ho can feed herself and shop for herself. She doesn't need him to do it for her.

There's nothing worse than a trick who won't (or can't) admit he's a trick.

Anonymous said...

i heard the fuck outta that! ctfu

ThatBKChick said...

This is why this fool is broke...how in the hell he made almost a half of billion dollars in his career...buying up Elvis artifacts...priceless arts collections..private islands and planes....hookers/hoe's and shopping sprees....but yet Nick is broke? I guess it doesn't help that he is Francis Ford Coppola's (The God Father Director) Nephew too?....SMDH!

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