Friday, April 15, 2011

Paris Hilton Hates Getting Old


Paris Hilton just turned 30 and she is not happy about it. At all.

PARIS HILTON, who just turned 30, was overheard whining as she whipped around the beauty counters at BevHills Neiman Marcus: “I hate getting OLD!”

Talking a mile-aminute to anyone who’d listen as she snapped up anti-aging potions, skinfirming creams and exfoliants, Paris pouted: “It was so weird! I woke up on my birthday last month, took one look in the mirror…and all of a sudden I had three new lines, not to mention cellulite that seems to have appeared suddenly.

"It’s so gross to get old!”

By rant’s end, Heir-Head had plunked down a thousand buck$$-plus on goo and liquids designed to take up her slack.
Jacked from The National Enquirer 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not that I really care about this person, but does anyone know (I know most won't care) about the relationship Paris and Nicky and their parents may have with Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter Francesca? Slow news day and I'm curious and bored LOL

Anonymous said...

Real slow cause isn't Francesca in her 60's?

Anonymous said...

This is a nice pic compared to the one I saw of her recently. All that plastic surgery and shit in her teens & 20's, plus all the booze etc. She'll be lookin like a gargoyle by the time she's 40.

Anonymous said...

What about ugly, wha'd she have to say about being ugly?

Anonymous said...

Too late she is already an old ugly racist and she shouldnt be on any black persons website because she is super racist just google it.

Anonymous said...

Get ready bitch!! cause in about 2 more years your ass is gonna be wrinkle city. White people don't age well!

Anonymous said...

I know how you fell Paris it is "SO GROSS" to have to look at your ugly azz nose.LOL

Anonymous said...

Bitch please! Just be thankful

lola said...

Someone in her family was married to zsa zsa I think

Anonymous said...

That is one ugle white bitch.Maybe she will get pretty the older she gets.Talking bout you don't like black people. As many black dudes done buss in your mouth. Now u tryin to play black people.Bitch please if it wasn't for black people yah crackers wouldn't know what the fuck a party was.Sitting there with your tea and crackers, talking bout country music.Let me correct that. Your ass got herpes u will not be sitting nowhere.slut

Anonymous said...

7:12 true. Very true. If it wasn't for Nicole ritchie. We wouldn't give a shit. and if it wasn't for Lionel, we wouldn't give a shit about nicole. therefore paris owes her career to lionel, and 50 pennies.

Whitneyspears.com said...

well she had her time and new faces have arrived. welcome to Hollywood

Anonymous said...

......flatlines after reading 7:12's comment.

Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Not that I really care about this person, but does anyone know (I know most won't care) about the relationship Paris and Nicky and their parents may have with Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter Francesca? Slow news day and I'm curious and bored LOL

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Zsa Zsa was married to one of the Hilton men. Not sure but I think its their great grandfather Conrad Hilton. Francesca is his daughter.

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