Don't try to date Will.i.Am if you carry your own condoms and don't have baby wipes in your bathroom.
Years from now, when “My Humps” is but a distant memory and “I Gotta Feeling” is still playing at Bar Mitzvahs and weddings, will.i.am will at least be credited with never giving a boring interview. in a recent interview with Elle, the Black Eyed Peas frontman revealed his pet peeves and Liz Lemon-caliber dealbreakers when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex.Jacked from PopDust
(Ladies, take note: this Pea prefers a tidy household, filled with the sweet aromas of a baby’s butt.)
One item that would cause him to head for the door? Condoms. “If she had condoms in her house, that would just fuckin’ throw me off,” he explained. “That’s just tacky. I just think, like, if you’re into someone and you guys get to that level, then that’s something you should converse about together and say, ‘Hey, maybe we should get some.’” Interesting logic, and surprising modesty for a guy who is known for his bravado and hard-to-miss futuristic ensembles.
Will.i.am also dropped some knowledge about household maintenance. When it comes to cleanliness, he expects his women to be on point; anticipate the mess and act accordingly. Wet sinks are a definite no-no. “You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?” Face it, the world is a dirty place, and women are only perpetuating the problem by not being prepared. But the real villain is those nasty desserts we eat! “Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes.
Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks. That’s why you gotta get them baby wipes,” he explained. Lifestyle tips to treasure, friends. Has he shared these nuggets with Jay-Z yet?
In addition, will.i.am shared his ultimate song choice in the event of a musical apocalypse (the answer might surprise you): “Just the Way You Are” by Billy Joel. “If you love somebody, that person is going to fuck you up one day,” he explained. “So the song’s saying, ‘Here’s my love, and I ain’t going nowhere. So don’t go changing.… I like you even though I know you’re going to slip and fall, and it’s going to fuckin’ ruin my life.’” Sure, it may not be the most traditional reading of the 1977 classic, but we love his uplifting interpretation… just the way it is.
11 comments:
this dying breed fuck face -_-
um as a woman, i use wet wipes when things get messy during that time of the month. but if you have been taught to wipe correctly, you can do it with dry toilet paper.
and why this harsh expectation with women? we dont do anything back there that men dont do! do they have wet wipes too?
dumb ni66as piss me off.
ewww...what a dumbass. Good luck with those demands!
Baby wipes - bitch are you a pedophile - if you wipe your ass properly it should be clean you should not have to wash that bitch with a baby wipe - plus who's fucking him... Terrence Howard? - he another one talking bout his woman better have baby wipes - these gay as mofo's pretending to be real men - real men use good ole fashioned SCOTT toilet paper... fucking baby wipes - sucks teeth hard and walks away vex....
@1:00pm "why this harsh expectation with women?"
Cause he likes men.
Baby wipe nation in FULL effect! With Pres. Terrence Howard and VP Will.I.Aint
Who would want to date either of the (2) gay baby wipes?and who would have will-i-am in their home, and what woman in her right mind would have sex with him?
I just commented on this goon on my website too....smh
http://www.estrogenexplosion.com/estrogen-explosion-talk-about-it-blog/from-now-on-i-will-not-date-a-man-sans-baby-wipes-apr-26-2011-7-22-01-pm-1
I thought he was gay. I wonder if her requires his men to use baby wipes?
Idiot.
Another one whose mama didn't teach him right.
THIS IS FUNNY, COMING FROM MEN WHO CAN'T/DON'T WIPE THEIR ASSES PROPERLY, IF THEY DID THEY WOULD NOT LEAVE SKID MARKS IN THEIR DRAWS, AND THEY WOULD NOT USE THE BABY WIPES TO PUSH IT ALL AROUND THEIR ASS, BALLS, AND THE UNDERSIDE OF THERE DICK, SO THEY STINK, ALL THOSE BABY WIPES ARE DOING FOR THEM IS GIVING THEM A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, LIKE THEY SMELL GOOD, WHEN IN REALITY, THEY DON'T I SAY THIS BECAUSE DOO-DOO OR BM, OR THE BROWN LINCOLN LOGS, STILL SMELL BAD, AND THE ONLY WAY YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO GET RID OF THAT SMELL IS TO WASH YOUR ASS, UNDER AND AROUND THE DICK, AND BALLS, AFTER YOU SOAK YOUR ASS IN SOME SOAPY WATER, LET IT MARINATE, LIFE MARTIN LAWRENCE SAID, THEN YOU CAN USE THE BABY WIPES, TO PUT ON THAT EXTRA COAT OF SQUEEKY CLEAN, THE OTHER WAY YOU ARE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME, USING A WIPE A THIN PIECE OF CLOTH, THAT WAS TREATED, WITH ALL KINDS OF CHEMICALS TO MAKE IT SMELL GOOD, ESPECIALLY ACID, AND ALCOHOL, TO HELP WITH THE ILLUSION THAT YOU SMELL GOOD WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T, ONLY SOAP AND WATER, AND A GOOD WASH RAG WILL GET ALL OF THE SMELL OFF OF YOU. IT'S WORKED LIKE THIS FOR OVER A HUNDRED YEARS, LADIES DO NOT TAKE ADVICE FROM MORONS LIKE HIM AND THAT OTHER BABY WIPES MORON, I AM OUT.
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