Monday, May 2, 2011

Barack Obama Drags Donald Trump


President Barack Obama really cut into Donald Trump at this year's White House Correspondent's dinner.

During the White House Correspondents' dinner in D.C. Saturday night, President Obama lambasted Donald Trump after weeks of attacks from the billionaire reality TV host and would-be Republican candidate, who was in attendance.

Among the many wisecracks at Mr. Trump's expense, Obama joked that the real estate giant could bring real change to the White House... transforming it to a tacky casino with a Jacuzzi in the garden.

With the President's long-form birth certificate made public, proving once and for all that he's a U.S. citizen, Obama said The Donald can now focus on the serious issues, "Determining whether the moon landing really happened, and the whereabouts of rappers Tupac and Biggie."

Trump laughed along with the audience at some of the jokes, but his smile quickly faded after "SNL" head writer Seth Myers continued to ridicule him. "Donald Trump often talks about running as a Republican, which is surprising. I just assumed he was running as a joke."

Seth talked to "Extra" about Trump before he took to the stage telling us, "I'm very happy he's coming, let's put it that way."

Adding insult to insult, Obama's announcement last night of Osama bin Laden's death by American forces pre-empted Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" in many major markets. Coincidence?



Jacked from Extra

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

If he can't take 10 minutes of jokes, how could he take 4 years of CONSTANT scrutiny?? Donald Trump is an idiot.

nba is fixed said...

Now that Osama Bin-Laden was killed under Obama's watch, no republican candidate has a chance of beating him in the 2012 election. What Obama did in two years, Bush couldn't do in eight years or Clinton in four. Obama, four more years!

Anonymous said...

Donald deserved what he got. The man is a moron, an egotistical moron/racist. Lose the toupee and stay out of the tanning bed....seriously.

Anonymous said...

more distractions for the American Sheeple. But the jokes were kinda funny.

Anonymous said...

Exactly @nba is fixed said...

I know all the people who was against Obama are mad about it. Especially the politicians who want him out of office.

Anonymous said...

What made the jokes HEE fucking larious was how tight in the face Trump was, I bet he was gripping his ass cheeks so tight that he wont be able to shit for a week.

Anonymous said...

If his egotistical pompous ass can't take it, he should not give it. What goes around, comes around. Eff Donald Chump!

Anonymous said...

It was classic watching Donald look uncomfortable during the "roasting' - all the shit he talk and he can't take 2 minutes of ridiculing... just goes to show you how much of a narcassist he is...

Anonymous said...

Obama didn't drag him, he whooped his mutha fk'ing ass! and Seth Meyers finished it with a bullet to Donald's head!, but his toupe kept him alive!

Anonymous said...

man, obama went IN on that chump! if he had swallowed coal he would have shit out diamonds, that's how hard he was squeezing them ass cheeks! i'm sorry, but if i'm beefing with someone, i damn sure am not going to have dinner with them! that makes absolutely no sense to me.

Anonymous said...

lmfaoooo @ Anonymous said... but his toupe kept him alive! and Anonymous said... if he had swallowed coal he would have shit out diamonds, that's how hard he was squeezing them ass cheeks!

Yall just made my day, baawawahahaha shooooo!!

Anonymous said...

There's an Obama gif going around with a pic of Obama looking cool in sunglasses with the caption: I'm sorry I took too long to get that birth cert to you........I was busy killing Osama bin Laden.

Anonymous said...

*too / so

Anonymous said...

@12:12 and your not understanding how business works explains a lot. This was not a personal dinner it was about business. And if you really think they are beefing (your words) then you (and the rest of you jackasses) are stupid.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sore loser alert, sore loser alert!!! now the republican STANS and racist STANS want to diminish the impact of Obama kicking ass, i bet you wasn't saying that b.s. when Donald was doing a public tour of disrespecing our PRESIDENT on national T.V. so other countries can laugh at him. not a serious beef my ass. it's as serious as the racist white narcissist trying to put a nigga in check but instead got checked by the nigga. now deal with it!

Haha said...

He does look like he has a fox stole on his head though. That's no lie or joke.

Anonymous said...

Trump is a spoiled little bitch azz

The Prez put his azz in check

Anonymous said...

Exactly @4:00

They let him run a muck with the birth certificate nonsense.

President Obama knew what he was doing.

Anonymous said...

F*** OBAMA & F*** TRUMP....


AND WHAT?

Anonymous said...

4:00

Spoken like a true, useful idiot. This was nothing but political drama to keep you sheeple into thinking yt is still trying to "bring the black man down." Meanwhile president Obusted and McDonald are in backrooms having a convo about the last Builderberg group meeting and telling him to get the Federal Reserve to bail him out.

Once again, if you really think Obummer is beefing with Donald Chump, you are STUPID.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^
GET A LIFE. GET A CLUE. OR JUST GET. NOBODOY IS

LISTENING TO YOUR UNORIGINAL CONSPIRACY

THEORIES, BLAH, FREAKING BLAH,NOTHING WE HAVEN'T

HEARD BEFORE. PLEASE TELL ME THE SKY IS

BLUE,PRETTY PLEASE!

Anonymous said...

5:08 you just slayed me. DAMN!!!!! LOL You are SO right. I wish WHOever that is would STFU...Effin wanna be shepherd trying to get people to follow his stupid train of thought like the SHEEPLE he THINKS they are. Sorry dude. we're not eating your hey... JUST GET like 5:08 said.

Anonymous said...

F*** OBAMA!!!!

F*** TRUMP!!!!

Abel said...

well well well. the fire crotch dump trump cant take the jokes, that aint nothin new with him, i bet his 3 kids will be happy when he's dead. so where's the birth cert then??????????

Anonymous said...

LOL they playin' that wcw wrestlin' music for the opening theme song

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