Monday, May 23, 2011

Tea Time


Jacked from a random message board
Dwight Howard’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning - I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved - he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL - so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

34 comments:

rudeashell.com said...

This story crazy as hell. How did Dwight get in to Chris' house 3 in the morning? How did you continue to text the next man with the one you're with is right there in your face? SMH you need more people... this is just stupid.

Anonymous said...

who the hell is going to ditch an NBA star for an old ass NSYNC member?

Anonymous said...

(disappointed bill cosby face). That is all.

Anonymous said...

Wow! That is crazy as hell

Anonymous said...

Who is this chick?

Anonymous said...

another Becky grabs a black dude...score 3 for the Beckies....

Anonymous said...

wack wack wack

brothas wake up.

Anonymous said...

fuckn white bitch hahahaha FAIL....and they SAY black women are goldiggers them the main ones wit they nasty asses they can have him nd the herpe BOOM!

Anonymous said...

This bitch story must have been long cause she left out a lot of it especially the most import part....THE TRUTH !

Anonymous said...

This is str8 bullshit and the writer knows it. None of this shit happend AT ALL!!! How did Dwayne go from standing outside another mans house to being in his bathroom? And if you did porn,what the hell did you run screaming for, when you claimed he pulled his pants down and showed his D*#k? If you were dating somebody else in the first place as you "claimed" you would not have ever considered talking to Dwayne Howard. If that is a pic of you with Dwayne, it is a fan pic and nothing else. Bitch you get a F, and next time pay attention in English class!!!

Anonymous said...

@ 854

Who the f*ck is Dwayne Howard? Lastly, he likes #demwhitegirls. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

^^^ co -sign with all of ya'll mother fuckers

Anonymous said...

Bullshyte.

Another Becky cryin' rape by a black man.

Anonymous said...

@9:41 I met Dwight Howard, you fuckin Moron! Suck a Dick already!

Anonymous said...

@ 9:41 PM I don't give a damn if they are white, blue,green, yellow or orange this is pure bullshit. And if you believe it, you are the writer in which case go take your prozac and go to fuckin bed!

Anonymous said...

Her mission is complete, just the fact that this story was printed. Now, he will pay her to shut up. Guess he should have demanded she sign a gag order pre-flash!

Anonymous said...

Bet Royce is laughing her ass off...perhaps in-cahoots? What does the N'sync reject have to say?

Anonymous said...

@12:05 AM: Cosign

This is the result of no man in the household and these "spawned" black athletes get out here and lose their money.

Long time ago, young black men were taught:

A WHTIE WOMAN WILL GET YOU KILLED.

But these self-hatin' little coons don't know about that. But when that money is gone, they'll learn.

Anonymous said...

what you say bitch?

Anonymous said...

This some straight up BULLSHIT

Anonymous said...

This is some serious bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Where there is smoke there is fire. He's a whore. Black men with money are killing the black race. White men with money would never turn away from there white women. Black men will use everything to keep the white woman happy.

Anonymous said...

@May 23, 2011 5:59 PM

He pulled his pants down so becky could suck him off, how is that winning? He treated her like a common hoe.Lol.

Anonymous said...

As stupuid and ridiciuliousas this sounds, this sounds liek something "Becky" would say!!!! Fucking idiot!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is she white? I thought that she might be lightskin/mixed or hispanic with blonde hair.

Anonymous said...

@12:03: True, but Darwinism at work here. If they are this stupid, the race was doomed.

Anonymous said...

Bitch check your fake ass story before you start writing the shit makes no sense.. Suddenly after calling you over and over he comes over to another mans house you're talking to him outside and then you pull him inside the house to tell him he has to go..(dead stare)GTFOH dumb bitch

Anonymous said...

@4:38 Of course shes white did you not read what she wrote

Anonymous said...

She wrote " I have an evidence file" LMAO

Anonymous said...

Excuse me "I've got an evidence file"

Anonymous said...

Ain't no man gonna go to another man's house unless his fiance or wife is up in there.

There are too many becky hoes out there for an NBA star to be sweatin' a marginal lookin' becky ho like this one.

Anonymous said...

Ya'll keep thinking that she's lying. You won't be satisfied until his white baby mama comes forward and starts asking for more child support.

Anonymous said...

This story is actually,she's a porn ,forgot which one but I've heard this one B4.

Yep, she's looking 4* big pay day a la' Tiger and Bishop Eddie Long.

Anonymous said...

This story sounds so fake

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