Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Oprah's Oscar Ploy Blows Up In Her Face

Oprah hatched a plan to boost her lagging popularity by attaching herself to the Oscars and ended up with egg on her face.

The “Chicago Sun-Times” headline hit America like a bombshell: OPRAH WINFREY Top Choice to Host Oscars!

The story, citing “solid Motion Picture Academy sources,” was instantly denied by the Academy – but now My OWN Spies (as in Oprah Winfrey Network) can reveal that this leaky gasbag report was actually a trial balloon launched sneakily by O herself!

Said a top OWN source: “Desperately trying to revive her failing network, Oprah huddled with top brass to brainstorm on re-energizing OWN – and flipped over one exec’s idea that she should host the Oscars, putting her back in the spotlight and luring viewers.

"So she secretly ordered her people to leak phony news that she was a strong contender for the job – hoping to create buzz and put the idea in the Oscar committee’s heads. But her scheme backfired when they announced: We’re NOT interested!”

Insulted at first, Oprah was greatly relieved she hadn’t lost face, at least. Her embarrassing secret – how she’d created, inflated and floated the phony balloon herself – had not, luckily, gone public…UNTIL NOW!!

Sorry, O – ironically, I bet you’d’ve been great.
Jacked from The National Enquirer 


Anonymous said...

Guess she didn't realize that her house wife minions arnt willing to pay for cable to get her own channel.

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Anonymous said...

Sounds like somebody Dosen't like Ms.O this is BS

Anonymous said...

Harpo is a megalomaniac!! Being a billionaire isn't enough for her. She wants to be worshiped and on everyone's lips 24/7. Her white guru convinced her that she's some divine entity. I'm seriously tired of this broad and her fake ass BS. She doesn't believe in God and attributes all of her good fortune to her self.

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