Friday, July 22, 2011

Time Machine Tea


Years ago Beyonce got put on blast by a one night stand she had in London.

Good girl BEYONCE KNOWLES is fuming after a British bodybuilder revealed all about his night of passion with the DESTINY'S CHILD star to a British tabloid.

Former MR GREAT BRITAIN, PAUL MUTAGEJJA (corr), claims he enjoyed a three hour romp with the BOOTYLICIOUS chart-topper in a London hotel room.

The bodybuilder, who claims he romanced Beyonce before she met and fell for current beau JAY-Z, claims the singer's body was like "a burnished gold sculpture", and her skin was "so smooth to the touch".

Mutagejja's sex secrets have now made their way to America, appearing in the current issue of US tabloid GLOBE.

11/07/2003 09:25
Jacked from Contact Music

48 comments:

The Utopian of Lady Michelle said...

I knew this slut was an overactive raging hormone machine, look at the way she gyrates on the stage.... i bet MANY dicks have ran up in this flat ass whore. I hope all her other one night stands come forward and paint her in the light she needs to be painted in - A SLUTTY WHORE!

Anonymous said...

LOL she's a whore because she allegadly had a one night stand? Is it 1855 or something?

Anonymous said...

You need more people sorry, Beyonce might be an industry hoe but she don't strike me as the type to sleep with random nobodies sorry!

Provide some phone messages, text, photos something, until then I'm not convinced

Anonymous said...

So she's a slut because she allegadly had a one night stand, yet people like Rihanna who are openly slutty are commended for being “so real”

Anonymous said...

3:06 damn you mad huh? So you believe any and every random person with no evidence whatsoever who gets on the internet and tells stories?!...

dreadee said...

(yawn) unless he say's she had a tail and her head started spinning, I really don't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

You need more people sorry

Anonymous said...

Everyone has different sexual levels and needs. Women need to stop putting other women down for expressing their sexuality. Unless you have never made mistakes or are a 30 year old virgin shut the fuck up about other women's sex lives.

Anonymous said...

Someone could make up a story that Beyonce use to be an axe murderer and I bet some gullible fools out here will believe it, no questions asked!

Anonymous said...

@3:21 YES! If this was a story about a rapper or a male athlete no one would bat an eye. One I don’t buy this but if it is true the guy claimed it was before beyonce and jay-z were together so whats the problem here?

Anonymous said...

This man is fine and she fell in love with Jay-z, don't believe him. His dream is he wish he had. But I do believe that maybe
Beyonce is a freak in her & Jay's bedroom.

HookerBoots said...

Aw h*ll I'd hump him too!! He fine as all get out!! You GO Girl!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL nice try but I don't believe it

Anonymous said...

Okkkk so she got horny and banged a hot guy from London. STONE HER NOW!!! HOW DARE SHE!! OMG!!!...Get outta here with this bullshit. The double standard is mind blowing. Lil wayne's nasty ass can fuck who he wants and is considered a pimp...but she bangs a guy and kicks him out and she's a whore?? NO MA'AM MISS PAM!

Anonymous said...

I don't know Beyonce so I'm not gonna say whether I believe him or not, but I don't put anything past anyone.

steppedonmyjays said...

Time machine tea!!!! *dead*

Anonymous said...

I don't believe it. He wants people to think hes had what so many guys want. And I think the reason more guys don't lie about Beyonce is because they have no idea what she is like in bed.
I think shes asexual.

Anonymous said...

Hes not Beyonces type. I wonder what her camp is gonna do about this guy.

Anonymous said...

This is from 2003?

Anonymous said...

What a waste of a story, I thought this was resent. Who cares about 2003!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YEAH!!!

GOSSIP, THIS IS ALL YOU GOT? THIS OLD ASS SHIT.

DUDE IS A CUTIE AND BEY IS A GROWN ASS WOMAN. IF TRUE OR NOT, DO YOU BEY!!!

Anonymous said...

i kinda believe it beyonce is not as innocent as she lets on

i still dont believe jay-z was her first

i dont know why she would lie about that

Anonymous said...

For Gossip and all of you other dummies,

There are MANY female artists out there, singers, actors, etc. Yes, they are fucking somebody and may NOT be in serious/monogomous relationships. Some of the guys they are fucking are groupies. THEY DO HAVE MALE GROUPIES!

Anonymous said...

@6:40 wheather she's lying or not how is it your buisness? And unless you have proof to prove otherwise how do you know she is lying?

Anonymous said...

Yall know Bey leaked this because Mamma Knowles or Solong didnt logg on to defend her like they do in other post.

Her album is falling off charts so any rumors may spark dum azzes to buy her garbage. womp.womp.

Anonymous said...

(kanye shrug).

Anonymous said...

What is up with men these days? Grown azz men actin' like high school kids. Whatever happened to men don't talk about their plumbing? to much cross gender pollination these days.

Anonymous said...

this shit ain't true, it started in globe magazine

Anonymous said...

I also had an affair with her. It was soon after her 18th birthday. We met the LaQuinta so that we wouldn't be detected. She smelled of bergamot and lillies. Do you believe me too? No? Oh well.

Anonymous said...

Who cares about 2003? Dish me some dirt from 2011.

Anonymous said...

I met Bey and she is a lovely young woman. Stop the hate.

Anonymous said...

Lol @12:16

Anonymous said...

DI honeststly don't care but reading y'all comments is funny as hell... y'all defending this broad who don't know y'all asses nor care....smh

Anonymous said...

4:08

Man its a shame how people lust over celebrities, You would most likely have a better sexual experience with a woman you already know rather than Beyonce. She looks like she don't care to please a man sexually, shes a tease. All she talks about is women.

Anonymous said...

@4:08
What glitters ain't always gold.

Anonymous said...

So what...she had sex...and??Most one night stands don't exchange texts and phone numbers...so much for proof as someone mentioned above..

Anonymous said...

You met her? She's nice. Well let's just elect her into saint hood right now (rolls eyes). Promiscuity from singers are rappers are wrong, period. Why? Because it can be dangerous. I've heard of Nelly and other rappers gossiping about Beyonce being no angel. She had that fling with Kobe, and Usher. I don't care if she had a 1,000 one night stands. I have a problem with her pretending to be an angel.

Anonymous said...

I meant "or."

Anonymous said...

This is EXTREMELY OLD news

Anonymous said...

1:37..sureeeee..the same nelly that begged to be with beyonce but got turned down?yea ok

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is I know him

Anonymous said...

this guy is now a substitute teacher at my school! and everyone has been pestering him about it hahaha!

Anonymous said...

its rate funnt coz now hes a substitute at my school and everyone winds him up with the hole beyoncé thing an today in my form i had him a we did this game where we had to say famouse peoples name first persob would say someone with a then the next b nd i shouted really loud beyoncé then when it got to j i sed jay-z and both times he gave me evils haha what a fag hate to be him xxx

Anonymous said...

everyone from my school with the pics of him on there phone lmao..everyone bending over for him to c there asses lmao hha bet he enjoys allthe tention haha
and as for his modeling oft fit or what ... erm i like his lines and all just wish i could see the bottom half ;))))

Anonymous said...

what a legend! he's in my school as a subtitute he reckons he had sex with her well tbh good for him i'm not saying i believe him but i aint gunna argue! cuz hes got 99 problems but this aint 1:) just thought i'd say this toby has fish eyes! max can't rap and he snorts paracetemal and he got beat up by chris king 'faggot' all the sluts in that school just like all schools haha all the girls blow me. I am spartacus, 911

Anonymous said...

He's a teacher now at my school hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

hes my teacher tuxford acadamy

Anonymous said...

Might not be the right time but Paul Muttagajia taught me science for 3 modules.

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