Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Kris Jenner Making Lemonade

Nothing is off limits in the Kardashian household as Kris Jenner goes public with her incontinence issues and uses her aliment to ink an endorsement deal with Poise underwear pads.

A week after exposing Kim's psoriaris condition and discussing 15-year-old Kendall's use of birth control on their reality show, the Kardashians have gone even further.

Family matriarch Kris Jenner revealed in tonight's episode that she suffers from incontinence, and was frequently shown dashing to the bathroom - and not quite making it in time.

But ever the opportunist, the 55-year-old manages to turn the unfortunate bladder problem into yet another money spinner, landing a gig as the face of Poise pads.

Earlier in the episode, the mother of six is teased by her daughters about her light bladder leakage - a problem one in three women suffer.

Kris is offended by the girls' constant taunting, but daughter Khloe is concerned with her mother's refusal to see a doctor.

'You can't be at a black tie event and peeing on yourself,' she says. 'Kris has a bladder problem and I'm going to tease her until she get it checked out.'

A defiant Kris says: 'I don't have time to go running to the doctor just every time I have a leak.'

But the businesswoman eventually relents and goes to see her doctor with eldest daughter Kourtney in tow. 'This is an old person problem,' she says. 'I feel like I'm being betrayed by my own body.'

The doctor confirms that Kris suffers from stress incontinence and recommends kegel (pelvic floor) exercises to manage the problem.

But the business-minded Jenner, who acts as the family manager, decides to turn lemons into lemonade.

She announces to her daughters that she has been named as a spokesperson for Poise.
'I called them and told them about my problem and asked if they wanted to play ball,' she tells them.

'I'm going to embrace this. Guess who has the last laugh now ladies!'

Kris lands an ad campaign for the company and is filmed posing as Rosie the Riveter (an American icon representing women who worked in the factories during WW2).
Jacked from The Daily Mail 


Anonymous said...

DAMN these people will pimp out anything for a check. I really wish they would look up the word shame.

dreadee said...

Wow...who's gonna save your soul now? SMH...

Anonymous said...

Whoopi Goldberg need to beat that ass....

Anonymous said...

Whoopi did it first!

Well, it is an ailment many middle aged women suffer from. But why hasn't she been doing kegels all this time? I am only 30 and try to do them a few times a day! The muscles lose elasticity over time plus she has had six kids.

She probably will get surgery, I don't know why she is frontin.

Anonymous said...

These people are disgusting. I opened the post from a medical standpoint only, wanted to know what kind of incontinence.

Anonymous said...

She should have Kim endorse them to since she likes wearing diapers.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Look at her fucked up face!

This nasty bitch keeps her legs open like Kim. Look at the picture. She is used to it.

Anonymous said...

Kim, your mom smells like shit!

Anonymous said...

She must of had plenty of black dick in her day, now she can't hold her piss!

Anonymous said...

@ 2:23 am

Sorry to tell you hun but urine doesn't come from the vagina :/

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