Impressed by his 2011 MTV Video Music Awards performance, Lindsay Lohan tries to hook up with Chris Brown using Twitter.
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Lindsay Lohan to Chris Brown: "@chrisbrown wanna meet?" This can only end in disaster. It all started when LiLo tweeted "@ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs," which is sort of like batting your eyelashes at a guy across the room at a crowded bar. And then Chris Brown retweeted Lindsay's tweet, which is like the guy locking eyes with you, then biting his lip, sexily. And then Lindsay pulled the ol' "wanna meet?" which is like pointing at the bathroom in the back of the bar, then pantomiming hump motions while licking your cleavage. Repeat: This can only end in disaster. Actual disaster. Scary disaster. LiLo has a troubled history with toxic substances, and there are few celebrity substances more toxic than Chris Brown!
10 comments:
I wouldn't even hook up for a cup of tea "((((NOT EVEN IF JESUS WAS POURING)))"--Eddie Murphy, Boomerang.
Sounds like the express train to OJ Simpsonland.
"And then Lindsay pulled the ol' "wanna meet?" which is like pointing at the bathroom in the back of the bar, then pantomiming hump motions while licking your cleavage"
...ummmmmmmm. Okayyyy. Who wrote this??
"Gawker".com' wrote it. i think it's kinda funny.
DON'T DO IT CHRIS... LEAVE THE WHITE GIRLS A-FUCKING-LONE
This would be a PR team worse nightmare!If Chris is smart he would accept it as a compliment and keep it moving
lmao
The analogy is killing me!! WTF?!
Yuck...i'd run screaming in the other direction!
This would be a PR team worse nightmare!If Chris is smart he would accept it as a compliment and keep it moving
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