It appears the karma gods are already frowning on Kim Kardashian's new union. As fate would have it, her new husband was seated next to the co-star in her porno tape on a recent flight to New Orleans.
Oh, the people you meet in first class! The story of new Kim Kardashian husband/plaything Kris Humphries sitting next to Kim Kardashian sex tape performer Ray J on a flight to New Orleans must be true because it appears in the New York Post. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? Seriously. How does Ray J fly first class? This has to be a mistake; perhaps he got bumped up? Never mind. According to the story, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries sat down right across the aisle from Ray J before moving to a seat in front of him. Way not to draw attention to yourself, Kris.Jacked from Ology
Ray J, of course, did what anyone in his position would have done: He approached Humphries to offer his "congratulations." Saying "congratulations" to the new husband of the girl you made a sex tape with is one of the most transparent ways to say, "Hey brah, I f*cked your wife and captured it on video, where it lives eternally. Nice to meet you. I'm going to drag this encounter out as long as possible just to make you feel as awkward as I possibly can. Suck it, Kris Humphries." Ray J has apparently been on a tear with milking his sex tape; he allegedly texted Kim on her wedding day solely to remind her of the video.
In related news, Ray J is a douchebag. But hey, Kris Humphries knows this stuff comes with the Kim Kardashian territory.
Over under on the end of the Humphries-Kardashian union is February 1, 2012. We take the under.
6 comments:
Every single fucking thing that happens to the kardashians is for their reality show and not an accident. sick of this attention whoring family!! Ray J doesn't give a rats ass about what's her face. He's just mad cos' that boring sex tape didn't boost his lame career, like it did hers.
Ray J in first class? Needs more people.
Come on people. Have you priced a first class airline ticket. It's really not THAT much. Ray-J can afford it. Ion't like dude like that, but come on now.
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tell me...What are the chances???
Why does Kim's fake teeth look like Bucky Beaver?
No one seems to care about this wedding. Poor Kim, I'm looking for her to lose her mind!
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