Britney Spears is skewered in the British press for her terrible concert at 02 Arena in London.
Looking just a little bit chunky in a range of bikinis, she skips lazily around, making no visible effort, just hitting her mark while 18 scantily clad dancers throw themselves acrobatically about in a vain attempt to cover her ungainliness.Jacked from The Mirror
She has no grace at all, sticking to about three basic moves: an awkward butt thrust, a clumsy hip wiggle, and a jerky fist punch, all accompanied by a simpering, eager-to-please smile.
She can’t dance, and doesn’t even bother pretending to sing. This is the most fake, processed live music show since, well, Britney’s last tour.
As the crowd – many of them dressed up as previous incarnations of Britney – screamed and squealed and her gaggle of dancers grinded and flipped all over the place, Britney herself looked more like she’d been reluctantly dragged along to a Zumba class by a well-meaning but ultimately annoying mate.
We all know Britney can sing, and yet she appeared to be miming for some of the show, and we all know Britney can dance, and yet her half-hearted hand-jiving and jogging on the spot suggested otherwise.
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Damn, Britney. At least I feel slightly better looking at my mid section, looking at you. Yours look better than mine actually, but I wear full-length shirts. You should too.
damn, brit...
brit can't sing OR dance, but in her younger days, she had a spark and charisma that made you overlook that. her handlers need to let her retire and stop trying to milk additional dollars out of her.
out of shape.
Why don't they let her retire so she can live her life and stop pushing her to make money off her? I'm pretty sure she does not want that life anymore. Take her out Hollyweird and she might be able to get better.
Jelly Belly :)
Do the truffle shuffle !!!
I love the Brits.. They have no filter.
Obvious this poor girl doesn't wanna do this shit anymore. Drugged up with anti-psychotics & Xanax and thrown on stage to make a buck is really fucked up. She made enough money for several lifetimes and her family should stop it now, cuz they appear to not give a shit about her too. She needs to move back to the country and be happy. Have u seen federline lately? Big fat hippo ass, he's getting all he deserves and his new bish is gonna take all the money he jacked from britney.
8o so this is what shes looking like nowadays
She's got the dead eyes.
Damn!! Brit-Brit looks like she packed on the pounds.
If THAT Pic isn't photoshopped then She's telling the World I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NO MORE !!!
wow...what the fuck happened.?? 0_o
her handlers need to let her go away - they turned her into a psych out patient.
she'll probably die in simialr circumstances to mj with all the meds she's doped with.
That is a pic of someone who doesn't give a shit anymore.
She looks like a fat, washed up has been. Time to retire honey.
@11:38 her handlers won't let her retire. as long as she's breathing and can move at least one of her limbs, they're gonna keep squeezing every drop of money they can get out of her.
I saw her in concert in Miami in July, lets just say I sat down through the whole thing. Nicki Minaj was the only thing enjoyable about the concert.
Her meds are probably making her fat...
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