Argentian model Macarena Lemos claims teen pop star Justin Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez with her during his tour in Buenos Aires.
This is Macarena Lemos, an Argentian model – I’m guessing for Arby’s. (That’ll hit you in a second.) – who claims she recently “met” with Justin Bieber in Buenos Aires, and I know what you’re thinking, Selena is way hotter, which is absolutely true. But think back to when you were a young, horny 17-year-old boy trying to stick your penis in just about anything (Actually that never goes away.) and then imagine that boy with a private jet and millions upon millions of dollars. It’s a miracle he doesn’t have a robot hooker butler because I’d have built 10 by now. “LotionTron 8000, your jumbo jugs/waffle makers are malfunctioning. Wrap your itself in a shower curtain and sit out by the curb.”Jacked from the Superficial
God, I need to get rich.
7 comments:
who cares? the kid is a fairy and one day he'll come all the way outta the closet like Ricky Martin.
unless that chick is a tranny, no way in hell justin bieGAY fucked her.
Like who cares what this hot In the pants kids do. They don't need to be in a relationship anyhow. They are kids.
Wow this girl is just desperate for attention
i really hope he did, that way selena could break up with him and get with me
justin beiber is really sexy, but i just dont want him or selena gomez geting hurt, or ending their carreer because of some haterzzz..
I LIKE EGGS...................
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