Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Did Justin Bieber Cheat on Selena Gomez?


Argentian model Macarena Lemos claims teen pop star Justin Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez with her during  his tour in Buenos Aires.
This is Macarena Lemos, an Argentian model – I’m guessing for Arby’s. (That’ll hit you in a second.) – who claims she recently “met” with Justin Bieber in Buenos Aires, and I know what you’re thinking, Selena is way hotter, which is absolutely true. But think back to when you were a young, horny 17-year-old boy trying to stick your penis in just about anything (Actually that never goes away.) and then imagine that boy with a private jet and millions upon millions of dollars. It’s a miracle he doesn’t have a robot hooker butler because I’d have built 10 by now. “LotionTron 8000, your jumbo jugs/waffle makers are malfunctioning. Wrap your itself in a shower curtain and sit out by the curb.”

God, I need to get rich.
Jacked from the Superficial

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

who cares? the kid is a fairy and one day he'll come all the way outta the closet like Ricky Martin.

Anonymous said...

unless that chick is a tranny, no way in hell justin bieGAY fucked her.

Anonymous said...

Like who cares what this hot In the pants kids do. They don't need to be in a relationship anyhow. They are kids.

Anonymous said...

Wow this girl is just desperate for attention

Anonymous said...

i really hope he did, that way selena could break up with him and get with me

Anonymous said...

justin beiber is really sexy, but i just dont want him or selena gomez geting hurt, or ending their carreer because of some haterzzz..

Anonymous said...

I LIKE EGGS...................

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