Monday, October 3, 2011

Tea Time


Jacked from a random message board
there is turmoil at sony columbia. rick rubin will leave in 2013. tommy mottola was resigned in 2003 and silently paid off this puerto rican a&r assistant named lisa who was sexually harassed by him.

there are santeria sanctuaries the backrooms of sony columbia. songs are blessed by priestesses and many of the harmonies and riff patterns in certain artists songs are watered down chants.

j. lo and her team was mad at sony the father company of epic for focusing more on the re-release of Beyonce’s bday in 2007 rather than her brave album.

she had to release 2, the spanish one and brave in the same year because the sales were extraordinarily low.

j. lo was frustrated that matthew and co. had so much monopoly in sony and that beyonce had spanish songs on her re-release as well. it was a smart move indeed for matthew to tap into the hispanic market at that time. by the way, j. lo was originally asked to do the part in beautiful liar song but for some reason she refused.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! First!

Anonymous said...

1. true story, i thought this was a picture of 2 wax figures at madam tussuads at first.

2. jennifer lopez cant sing. i hope she hangs it up, soon.

Anonymous said...

J.Lo blows Bey out of the water in this photo.

"...but for some reason she refused."

HMMMMMMMMMM!! I wonder why. #LOL!

Anonymous said...

Ill take jlo over bleachy allday everyday!! Jenny doesnt have a powerhouse voice but she knows that as much as anyone else and she sticks to songs that works for her voice....now if only beyophomet could take a hint and stop screech yodeling/over singing in songs shed be alright...matter fact just stop singing period!!!

Anonymous said...

Please, both these hoes have screwed other people over for years.

And they both have black men to thank for their careers and while Beyonce married Jay Z trust that when they divorce she wil never date black men ever again. Like Tina Turner she will distance herself from blacks entirely. J. Lo wanted to marry Ben Affleck so bad and was so crushed she couldnt tag along on his white privlege she hastily married Marc to convince herself she has some ethnic self respect.

In reality both of these women crave white acceptance and adulation and loathe the regular, non wealthy people of their own race who are the ones that made them rich.

Fuck them both!

Anonymous said...

Beyoncce is stunning,and looks better than Jlo ....

Anonymous said...

J lo has no talent and is mad that she cant fuck with bey!

Anonymous said...

People who spend their time worried about dark arts are really bound and controlled by it.

Anonymous said...

J-lo looks better and i have more respect for her than i will ever have for bey-whore. and yes jlo looks better than beyonce hands down and always will.

Anonymous said...

love it !!!

Malika the Slutty Prude said...

not a stan for either, but truthfully, bey dances and sings better. jlo always dances like she's counting. she's so stiff. i'd much rather see bey perform than the latina chick. jlo sounds horrible even with all of the technology that is supposed to give her an edge. truthfully, jlo can't hold a note. simply put, she's not a good singer. in dancing, ciara kicks both of their asses, too bad cici is mediocre in all other aspects of her career.

Anonymous said...

JLo had her time. But she was already over 30 when she blew up and had a shorter shelf life. They were smart to invest in Beyonce; the younger version of JLo.

Anonymous said...

LOOK AT QUEEN BEY!!! SHE RULES THAT PIC.

Anonymous said...

GOSSIP, I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

J Ho IS A SLUT! THIS TEA IS GARBAGE! BEY AND SHAKIRA MET A FEW YEARS AGO AT AN AWARD SHOW AND THEY DECIDED TO DO A SONG TOGETHER. THEY CAME UP WITH SONG. J HO BITCH YOU FAIL! QUIT THROWING LIES OUT THERE WHILE BEY IS PREGNANT. YOU STILL WILL NOT HAVE A HIT SONG WHILE SHE'S AWAY. ALSO, PLEASE GET OFF THE BEYONCE DADDY DID THIS SHIT. BITCH YOU STILL HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING BY YOUR DAMN SELF! J HO YOU'RE A USED UP SLUT, WASHED UP!!!

GOSSIP, STOP THE LIES BY YOUR SLUTTY ASS FRIENDS J HO AND KIM K.

Anonymous said...

J Lo tell them why you're mad? Tell them why Marc Anthony use to tax that ass daily?

Anonymous said...

You posters are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

@9:12 PM We are hilarious just like you. We must have hit a nerve.

Anonymous said...

At The end of The Day...

JLO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beyawnce

Anonymous said...

KIM AND J HO, STOP LETTING DUDES PISS ON YOU, FUCK YOU ALL UP IN THE ASS THEN THROW YOU AWAY LIKE TRASH! OH, BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT. YOU ARE BOTH AGING TRICKS.

Anonymous said...

Why are we even wasting time on this? Beyonce kills this nasty bitch all day!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

QUEEN BEY ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU AIN'T MAKING THIS LADY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE QUEEN SLAYS AND SHE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

In the famous words of Kanye West, "Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time!"

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