Kim Kardashian obviously has no idea how bad she comes off in the first episode of the second season of Kourtney and Kim take New York.
After watching a screener for Sunday night’s much-hyped “before-the-breakup” opening episode of “Kourtney & Kim take New York,” I feel as foolish as Kris Humphries must feel.Jacked from The NY Post
In fact, the krooked Kardashian klan should have changed the title of the show to “Kourtney & Kim Take New York For a Ride.”
For once — despite all the editing that went into making Kim the breakaway bride look like the slighted one — they will be exposed as the phony kreeps they are.
And Humphries? He ends up looking like the dumbest schmo to ever appear on reality TV — and that’s saying a lot!
It becomes clear early on, that this poor fool thought he was really getting married. He didn’t realize he was just playing a character assigned to him by Kim.
He wasn’t a husband, he was a prop!
And you will realize that right from the beginning of Sunday night’s much-hyped show when the breathlessly over-coiffed and overly made-up Kim gushes, “We just got back from our amazing honeymoon!”
Their amazing honeymoon was immediately followed by the couple moving into an amazing NYC suite with her amazing sister and her despicably amazing boyfriend, Scott Disick, and the couple’s amazing toddler.
Kris looks genuinely surprised, seemingly believing they were going to go have a newlywed life together. Yes, he’s a moron to have bought it, but men have done far more stupid things for love.
And that’s the thing. He really loves her, and she really loves her, too.
It’s apparent that if Kim cared at all about the marriage, she would never have moved into this TV setup. Why would the richest reality sisters on TV have to live together? The whole thing is geared for disaster. One thing that kills the love is sitting around listening to your relatives fart out loud.
But maybe Kris thought that the family who farts together, starts together . . . or something.
In addition to gassing in the suite, the girls do yoga with a naked male instructor, have oil enemas and worry that “poop will squirt out [their] butts” when they go to a black-tie event later in the day.
You’ll cringe watching Kris who, in this macabre bunch is like Marilyn in “The Munsters” — trying to become like them in order to please his so-called “wife.”
That means he shaves Disick’s armpits and talks about shaving his pubes. Talk about a pathetic, beaten man.
And when he then starts to chafe, telling his wife, “I’m concerned I may end up sacrificing my career to be in New York,” Kim looks annoyed — or as annoyed as all that Botox will allow.
What about her career? Her career is in New York, she says.
When Kris goes to Minnesota to practice, Kim tells the world, “I am sad, but Kris is really supportive of my career . . . I should definitely be supportive of my husband’s career.”
Fifteen seconds later she filed for divorce.
12 comments:
this entire show and it's spin offs are sad, sad for the society, sad for human race, and sad for the little kids and teens that watch this because they are so impressionable. the beginning of the end of the KaTRASHians. good riddance. and yea, Kris Humphries is a dumb ass, who sold his dignity for a little bit of fame and is now regretting it.
THESE BITCHES ARE TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TO WATCH THIS SHIT!!! LOOK AT THE TITLE. ALL OF A SUDDEN KIM LOOKS BAD. BITCH PLEASE!
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DO NOT WATCH THE SEASON PREMIERE!!!
DO NOT GIVE THEM THE RATINGS!!!
They are all a bunch of greedy fakes who want us to think this is how they live. I still say Kris H was in on this to some extend and he too was playing a part in this fake wedding/marriage. I stoped watching KUWTK and their stupid spin offs last year so you know I'm not watching this piece of trash.
*****BAN THE KARDASHIANS***** DONT WATCH THE FAKE AZZES AND BAN TYLER PERRY'S TV SHOW TOO!!!!
NO RATINGS=NO MONEY FOR THEIR AZZES!!!!!!
ALRIGHT NY POSTS FOR BASING THE FAKE AZZES..THIS IS THE BEST PART....And that’s the thing. He really loves her, and she really loves her, too.
LMFAO...THEY ARE FULL OF SHYTE!!!!
^^^ You must be from the Caribbean...@8:14
this is a way to get people to look at it, don't fall for it. this is the same crap that was on E! news the other day. they r trying to use smart marketing to bash them, trying to make u see them look bad, while u tune in, u r giving them ratings. don't watch it. don't give them the ratings. kim mom wrote the above post.
The Kardashians always looked bad to people who were normal and had common sense. You don't think rational people thought they were retarded when they bought a stripper pole and let their young sisters spin around it? Like 10:33 am said it's just new marketing and packaging to get people to continue to watch their show.
so tired of Kim playing the victim.. 0_o
Great re-cap!
I won't be watching anything that has a Kardashian, so all this little 'teaser' shit is just that - teaser shit to suck you in like baiting the hook of a fish.
Don't fall for it. The Klan has complete editing control and you better believe none of these freaks 'look bad'.
Sign the petition - get them off the air!!
Unless there is something else coming on at this same time slot, the Kardshians will rule. They are a bumch of BS but Nene and them need to come on at 10 like they used to.
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