Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Kelly Rowland Takes Amelia Lily to a Sex Club


Kelly Rowland took her X Factor protege Amelia Lily to a notorious London sex club.
Last night Kelly took her protégé Amelia out – perhaps to try and take her mind off the potentially life changing event she’ll be going through at the weekend, watched by, oh probably around 20 gazillion people (or thereabouts – have a look here for factual stuff, statistical fans).

But being the minxpot Kelly is, she didn’t take Amelia for a strawberry (matches her hair) milkshake, she took her to a sex club and not just any dingy back street dive, only the most notorious London celebrity hang out there is – The Box.

We went along too, because the truth of the matter was that Kelly was there to smile lots and try to get us all to buy TW Steel watches (they’re big and bling and perfectly Kelly as it happens).

She’s got some pretty awesome promotional skills (which you can see in action in the videos below) in her box of tricks too – she actually said the line “it’s absolutely my time” – a marketing dream, no?

Anyway Kelly invited Amelia along for some free publicity and probably to try and make everyone think they’re reeeeel tight.

After all the media guff, involving flashbulbs, microphones in faces and lots of smiling till your face cracks, they went downstairs to the main room, where apparently all the naughty, messy, sexy business usually takes place, and met fans, for more smiling.

We didn’t see it get too messy though (which is good because we’ve heard one of the acts does ‘orrible things with a Jack Daniels bottle), aside from the occasional red patch on a palm as the sexy, scary ladies dressed in riding gear cracked their own hands with their whips. Oh and we got some Dirty Ladies all over us too – although these were just cocktails, you’re free to think what you like about that.
Jacked 3am

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel like Kelly is trying too hard with this new "sexy" image of hers.

ThatChick said...

What's with all this sex talk lately? Is this an image change or something (for Kelly)?

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ThatBKChick said...

((((YARNS))))....You need more people Kelly no one is checking for your boring ass!#Bish-Plz-Sitdown.

♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪ said...

isnt the girl only 16?

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