Monday, January 30, 2012

Hulk Hogan Battery Pack Causes Freaky Side Effects


Hulk Hogan has a battery operated pain killer implanted in his back that causes his nipples to get hard and his little Hulk to become erect.
Hulk Hogan has a painkilling battery in his back which makes his "nipples and wiener" stand up.

The wrestling legend - who has undergone eight back surgeries - controls the electrical device with a remote control and if he turns up the current high enough it has some interesting side effects.

Hulk - who is in the UK on the TNA Maximum IMPACT Tour - exclusively told BANG Showbiz: "It's an electric stim you know? If the pain in my back is too bad and it goes to my head, there's an electrical current that I can turn on that will cancel out any pain waves, it pretty much makes you so you don't feel the pain. It's not a drug, it's just electricity. I've got like a garage door controller with all these buttons on how intense I want to make it, my nipples stand on end if I want to! And my wiener stands straight. It's much better than Viagra!"

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5 comments:

mississippi girl said...

lol that is soooooooooo funny horny old man don't need no viagra hahahaha

Loraine Bourgeois said...

I want to make it, my nipples stand on end if I want to! And my wiener stands straight. It's much better than Viagra!"

Myrtis Ellington said...

Hulk Hogan has a battery operated pain killer implanted in his back that causes his nipples to get hard and his little Hulk to become erect.

Sherita Fernandes said...

I've got like a garage door controller with all these buttons on how intense I want to make it, my nipples stand on end if I want to! And my wiener stands straight. It's much better than Viagra!"

JustinCook said...

It's much better than Viagra!"

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