Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Beyonce Back Better Than Ever


Beyonce looks great in her first appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy Carter.
It seemed to take Posh no time at all to get back in her skin tight dresses after she had baby Harper Seven last year - but she might have just been beaten by Beyonce, who looks bloomin' amazing less than a month after giving birth to daughter Blue Ivy.

Beyonce was out to support her husband Jay-Z in concert, and looked super hot in an Alice by Temperley red dress that made her curves look as amazing as they did before. And that was very amazing, so well done Beyonce.

In a move that might surprise new mums everywhere, Beyonce had also had time to make her hair all lovely and to think about actual accessories - she was carrying an Alexander McQueen clutch bag and Christian Louboutin heels, and she didn't even have any sick on her shoulder.

During the concert, which was to benefit United Way of New York City and his The Shawn Carter Foundation, Jay-Z shouted out One hand in the air for Blue during the performance at Carnegie Hall in New York before singing Glory, the song he released just after Blue was born.

He then admitted that singing the song was tough - presumably because he got all emotional, which is very sweet. That's one lucky little girl (and some very scared teenage boys).

"I didn't think I was gonna make it through that one, that was tough," he said.

Beyonce gave birth to Blue back on January 7th, and there was originally some confusion over her name, with Twitter reporting that she was called Ivy Blue. It was actually Beyonce's mate Gwyneth Paltrow that cleared up the confusion.

Since then Blue's got even more unofficual celebrity aunties, with Kelly Rowland talking about how 'beautiful' she is. That's one lucky little girl. And one lucky Beyonce - just check out that waist.
Jacked from The Sun 

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

why are you asking people to put their hands in the air for Blue at Carnige Hall?

Anonymous said...

She looks great. Good for her!

Anonymous said...

Attention whore much? Blu nail polish. IV tattoo. Really. Go home an take care of your child. bye.

Anonymous said...

Congrats bey and Jay. Omg bey looks soo good! I didn't think shed recoup so quickly after the baby was born. Wow it's so hard to lose weight after you put your pillow baby back on the bed.......

Anonymous said...

Kelly never said the baby was beautiful, who wrote this? She said stunning and precious code words for Not Cute , the baby must have Jayz lips and wide nose. They already ask the doc how old is too young for a nose job. Like 6 years old.

She know she didn't have no baby 3 weeks ago. All she did was remove the pillows. Bahaawaaa

Anonymous said...

So she is not wearing the House of DooDoo?

Anonymous said...

wow its almost as if she didn't give birth ;)

Anonymous said...

She's so pretty

Anonymous said...

of course she has her body back,SHE WAS NEVER PREGNANT!!!!! and if any one notice she is bad bodied meaning she doesn't really have a proportionate hourglass figure shape. she is not a pear,hourglass she is more of a H-body type wide in the waist. bey had surgery on waist line that required the last rib on each side to be taken out to give the appearance of a small waist its called,abdominoplasty!!! she has wide hips but no booty,broad shoulders and breast implants, she is built more like her mom,BIG AS HELL!!!!

Anonymous said...

People are so negative in this world today. SMH

Anonymous said...

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Anonymous said...

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Anonymous said...

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^ Somebody needs a life

AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT ONE DOES WITH THEIR LIFE AND GET THEIR TONGUES OUT OF BEYONCE'S CROTCH!! said...

Beyonce popularity is failing.
Beyonce album 4 has flopped.
Beyonce lies about writing songs.
Beyonce cannot read music.
Beyonce is very boring.
Beyonce looks like a tranny very often.
Beyonce voice has gotten worst. I mean REALY!
Beyonce has been sued succesfully many times.
Beyonce sister has more talent in her pinky then Bey has in her 37 year old body.
Beyonce has failed because her father is no longer able to provide the smoke and mirrors
Beyonce has not sold out her Roseball room concert. Just anothe rone of her lies.
Beyonce has been caught in 237,564 lies.
Beyonce husband can keep his Cd from leaking but Bey can't? lmaooooo
Beyonce clothing line sells on the sales rack of Kmart.
Beyonce believes being Creole is a race. lmaoooo
Beyonce misuses the english language.
Beyonce does not sound educated.
Beyonce has a average voice and could never sing as well as JHud.
Beyonce father has bought one way or another many of her awards
Beyonce does not pay her dancers FAIR wage.
Beyonce is NOT respected within the industry and now that daddy is gone the truth is coming out.
Beyonce married a druge dealer, real classy dame?
Beyonce is a whore who uses drugs
Beyonce is insecure and has an inferiority complex
Beyonce is jealous of every and everyone that is better than her: it burns her up when she sees other singers and entertainers with GENUINE talent and all she can do is pop her ass all over the place like whore.
Yes she has money but it has not and never will receive the respect she so craves.
She buys her awards
She sabotages other careers
She's a low life with no class: a straight up ghetto bitch
She's married to a thug
She wears horse hair
She's a mouth breather with with a pig face.
She's a pig period.
Beyonce is a copyright infringement whore.
Beyonceis a ghetto stripper who lipsychs her ghetto hits "Diva", "Ego" "Freak'um Dress" and many more.
Beyonce will never be a Icon.
Beyonce will never win a Oscar.
Beyonce cannot come up with anything on her own but she is inspired to jack youtube videos.
Beyonce is a slut.
Beyonce is a liar.
Breath and cooch stinks
F*ucked marques Houston
Terrible at public speaking
Great auntie to juels (? On spelling)
Try's to damn hard to impress gweneth who could give a rat's ass about her
Wears fake hips

Beyonce career is a JOKKEE!!!

Anonymous said...

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

She looks tacky and straight up GHETTO! said...

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Omgg.. this woman seems like the most FRAUDULENT celebrity.. she stayed with a GAY man for 7 years while his boyfriend Larry Johnson lived with him before getting married. She finally gets married at the less than desirable age, she turns exactly 30 several years ago and FAKED BEING pregnant! No tabloid stories or anything because she's not worthy of such treatment. It's like you can find TOO MANY faults in her. What A MUTHERFUCKING PHONEY. <3 I wanna be just like her because I don't have a life worth living!

Anonymous said...

a monkey with money can look this great.

Anonymous said...

You must either be (a) Sandra Rose or (b) You work for her. LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is in a insanity loop that goes like this:

Spotlight=Drug
Thunderous,rapturous applause=High
Millions & millions $$$$$$$$$=Love,acceptance
Accolades,awards,Best of the best declarations=self worth,validation

But these cycles are like crack and doesn't last long for her because she is so narcissistic so then again she needs...

Spotlight
Applause
$$$$$$$$$$
Accolades

Then again the cycle repeats
See? INSANITY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Watch this narcississ show up at the Grammys to upstage, outdo, outshine everybody especially Adele. She also wants to punish the public who mocked and ridiculed her during her fake belly folding "pregnancy".

Anonymous said...

Don't let this funky bitch upstage anyone at the grammys, stay home bitch and watch that ugly ass baby.

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE LOOKS GREAT!!!

BEY HAS THAT GLOW OF LOVE!

BEY YOU HAVE WHAT SO MANY OF THESE JEALOUS HATERS WANT, A HUSBAND AND BEAUTIFUL BABY!

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

Anonymous said...

QUEEN BEY!!! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You just another scary ass cracker, that would never say this to a black person. Your paleface, rapidly aging, dogfucking ass would pee your pants first.

Anonymous said...

You demand too much attention, you been cut & pasting this same shit for months now and its boring.

Anonymous said...

How in the hell do you know who Gweneth gives a rats ass about? & what makes you think Bey trys so hard to impress her, whats your proof?

Anonymous said...

The baby is rich, thats the most important thing.

Anonymous said...

Adele sits her fat ass in a chair singing, she needs to stand up and stop being so lazy.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Solange, take your ass back to the basement. You know you're now allowed more than an hour of internet usage.

Anonymous said...

Dont care what anybody says,she does have new
Momma breasts now.....

Anonymous said...

FAKE!

Anonymous said...

Latvaia, get your ass back in the kitchen. Broke ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

Better than being a fat lying ass bitch who is getting blast on the web for her fake ass pregnancy. Beyonce family is on this bitch take your own advice cunt.

1fifi said...

That chick did not have a baby. You and I know damm well she was not about to mess up her body with a baby. Yes she's that vain.

Anonymous said...

Thug for a father. A slut, stripper unoriginal dick sucking mother. Blu Ivy is not winning after seeing how her dumb mother will pimp her out every chance she gets.
You say blu Ivy is rich but you cannot say the same thing about yourself...

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

BEYONCE IS JEALOUS OF ADELE BECAUSE ADELE HAS TALENT AND IS BETTER THAN HER BEYONCE HAS TO SUCK UP TO EVERYONE! said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

FINISH SUCKING DICK FOR COUGH MEDICINE SOLANGE? said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

@7:01PM
YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHORE?

7:07PM

I KNOW PLENTY BITCH.

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Anonymous said...

SICK BABY!!!!!!! (lips twisted tight)
Skipped "husbands" concert because of SICK BABY

MAN PLEEEEEEEEEASE with this trying to seem wifely and motherly, we all know beyonce FAILS at both and we see how HORRIBLE of a job she did at being a big sister. She's been an awful sister and a skanky wife pu$$y popping on the dance floor and a trifling wife, she's the one who said she doesn't cook or clean and we all know how she likes to belch with her nasty ghetto self. She wasn't keeping house for her male camel I doubt she's keeping it for that surrogate baby and I call bullsh*t on their being a SICK BABY,
and how is that even a good lie to tell for public praise, spending just a few hours with a sick child then heading over to the club with your boobs pushed up to your chin is not a good thing,
going out is more important than keeping an eye on "your" newborn?
that's just like a HoodRAT

Anonymous said...

I would not be surprised to hear that the "sick baby" has "died"- it is the only way to get rid of the story for good and garner public sympathy. Also that way she never has to show pictures and talk about a non-existant baby.

I hope I am wrong-I hope that she did use a surrogate and that there is a baby somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce skin color is the same its always been. Shes not bleached, shes still light brown idiots.

Anonymous said...

3:48
Whats your proof neanderthal?

Anonymous said...

And you can give botox to a 29 year old peckerwood, but she still remains wrinkled as hell.

Shouldn't you be somewhere swopping spit with your dog.

Anonymous said...

Nobody is jealous of that fat bitch.

Anonymous said...

Seek help, you are evil.

Anonymous said...

I'm not evil-ur girl Beyonce is for perpetrating a fraud and pretending to be pregnant. If you believe that b**ch was EVER pregnant, then YOU need to seek help!

NOBODY EXCEPT BEYONCE BITCH! NOW GO HOME AND TELL YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR TO GET ON ALL FOURS AND BOW DOWN TO ADELE LIKE THE ASS KISSING DOG SHE REALLY IS! said...

She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.


She looks bleached and ghetto, beyonce will never come across as 'classy' to me know matter how much money she has. She looks ghetto and when she speaks it all the more confirms my thoughts. As the old adage goes 'you can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig'.

Gwen Paltrow said...

kiss my ass everyday like beyonce does and i'll tell you.

Anonymous said...

i'd rather be a wrinkled face dog kisser than a self hating fraud who has to kiss white peoples ass in order to keep what she has.

Anonymous said...

i don't think there is a baby.

Anonymous said...

This chick will NEVER get an Oscar! She cannot act nor can she pretend to be pregnant or motherly. Wonder how much it will cost to BUY and oscar? Maybe your firstborn?
Somebody get her an Oscar Mayer weiner, that way she can say she has an oscar and it'll only be half a lie.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is not kissing Gweneth Paltrows ass. Where did you get this information?

lakjs said...

my god! what's happening people
stop being such haters..

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