Actor Gerard Butler was spotted pulling a young lady into a port-o-pottie at the Coachella Music Festival.
“Where. Is. The SHITTAAAAAAA?”Jacked from The Superficial
If you already saw pics of Gerard Butler at Coachella over the weekend you probably won’t be surprised to learn he also spent his time at a hipster music festival making hippie chicks blow him above a chemical toilet. There’s a reason he stars in all those romantic comedies.
Page Six reports:
Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement. “The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,” says our spy. “He didn’t seem to care who was watching.” After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash.
GIRL: Ohmygod, I can’t believe I’m having sex with Gerard Butler!
GERARD: Aye. And I can’t believe I didn’a vomit when your bloody foot fell in the toilet. ‘S happen’d twice already today, ya know? Like some sorta switch in mah belly.
GIRL: Oh, Gerard!
17 comments:
She may have been young but if she making out in a port-a-pottie bitch aint no lady
he could get it---but not in a effen port a potty
ROFL - 300 reference.
That was the last time I loved him.
Welp,this story just reinforces what we already know : A lot of women won't admit to being hoes but a lot will allow themselves to get treated like one, especially when they encounter a man they find attractive who happens to be getting money.
sex is a two way street. If women who do that are whores then what are the men? The main premise of a whore is that a woman is not supposed to enjoy sex as much as a man. A man can enjoy sex and get nasty, and do all types of positions with all types of women but let the women do the same it's a problem. A female whore enjoys sex and her sexuality liberty, that's what men hate the most.
(sigh) Crying about the double standards of sexuality that women have put on them is so wack. You don't hear men bellyaching about how come we can't use sex as a weapon like women do. Bitching about why you can't do what men do is the lamest argument feminists have come up w/ in decades.Self-pity is the anthem of weak people. If you've got penis envy, just say it. I won't judge b'c it's not how I get down. The thing is, females only wanna talk about equality if it benefits them. Until that changes, I say women should just accept things as they are or get a sex change. Men all soon realize there is no such thing as being equal. That's one of the main reasons racism is still alive and well. The sooner females come to terms w/ this reality, the better they'll feel. If you want to be equals, then you have to first accept the fact the perhaps in some circles, you are not equals and never will be. As far as a man being a whore, there's no such thing. Women CHOOSE when they wanna fuck, men just hope they get choosen. If 1,000 women line up to fuck little ole' me, I'm not the whore if I run thru all of em. They chose me, so I'm just giving them what they desired. Now, if you let yourself get gang banged, you a hoe. Reason is you choose to get ran thru by all those guys. Let's think about the subject another way. When you see a man w/ gorgeous women around him, you probably wonder what's so special about him, don't you ? Now, let's reverse that. What do you think about a chick whose always got men sniffing around her ? Hoe, right ? If you answered "yeah" to either question, you've proven my point. It's all nature and society's doing. If you wanna blame men for why you can't fuck 10 guys w/o being judged, then you should also be mad at females because they help reinforce the dbl standard too. Besides, I think we both know whoring around isnt what Susan B. Anthony had in mind when she was thinking of sexual liberation for women.
PS: I love women, I came from one of the greatest who will ever draw breath. However, I just don't like the textbook feminist arguments. It's all bullshit that give women bad ideas.
Nah, playa, your argument is very weak. If a woman has tons of men sniffing around her, she's probably just fine, sexy,and they wanna test her to see how easy her private parts are. Ok, so lets go with your argument and say that 'yes, women should just accept the inequality in the sex game' so in that theorie, a man is not a whore when he constantly, and constantly cheats on his shorty, shawty, baby mama, wife, girlfriend,main chick and finally gives her the gift that keeps on giving, STDs. Nope, he's not a whore at all, nope he didn't put the lives of other women and his main woman in danger. Nope, just accept things as they are. Imagine if Martin Luther King just accepted things as they are, Imagine if Malcom X just accepted things as they are. Imagine if the Jews of the 40s, and europeans countries just accepted things as they are regarding Hitler. Are you getting my drift. Two wrongs doesn't make a right. But my point is, the hoes of this generation are following in the footsteps of men, so stop crucifying them for doing what you do.
P.S. I love men.
Ok. We can go back and forth all night but I have finals to prepare for. So, you do you and keep crying. I'll do me and be happy where i'm at. I know better than to argue w/ a stubborn female who don't wanna accept reality or simple truths just so she can continue to live an a fantasy world.The "blame all men for your problems" sounds cliche is the epitome of basicness and makes a lady sound bitter.So, is not taking responsibility for being smarter about who you lay down w. Again, if you lay w/ a known scroundrel, you're either as bad as him or worse.Why do you think serial cheaters and criminals can still get ass easily? The answer is simple. Somewhere, some place, a lot of WOMEN WILL CHOOSE to sleep w/ them for a number of reasons. Besides, you changed topics just to make a point that had no relevence to the subject we were discussing .
P.S: I'm glad you love men. These homos and lezzies are starting to take over in a brazen fashion. I like lesbians but I dont like those "in your face" homosexuals at all. I don't see them as abominations, they just rub me the wrong way, you know ? Over and out.
It's not about blaming all men, or penis envy or this or that, you keep putting words into my mouth. The truth is women in society today are really villified for their sexual liberty. I wouldn't care about the double standards if women weren't villified and slandered just based on the perception that she's a "hoe" or "whore", as if we really know unless she's a slore like Superhead, or Kim K, or bad gossip(not facts by the way) says the woman is a whore, you don't really know. But men can proudly get their freak on, without getting the stank eye or the scarlet leter A. I love being a woman, i love dressing up, makeup, looking good, so trust it's not about penis envy at all, nor can i imagine being made love to by any body or anything else but a man. But the maltreatment of women has got to stop. You all are leaders, Your the Man, so show a good example of what a real man is supposed to be. At the rate that women are being villified, objectified, etc..i'm really starting to believe that 90% of all men deep down are Homosexuals. Alot men use the excuse that "women are too emotional," or too this or too that. WHat the hell? then date a man!!! Women are supposed to be emotional, sensual, and all that other jazz. Men are quick to call a woman a hoe but will sleep with that hoe, wife that hoe in a blink of an eye. WHat kind of sense does that make?
(hands you a box of tissues). Seriously, babe. Your mascara's running.
Forget all that..doing ANYTHING in a port-o-pottie is nasty. I refuse to take a piss in there in fear of vomiting everywhere. The smell alone is enough.
nope, too busy caking, ain't got time for that..Ha!!
good. i see you've learned your lesson.
not out in public, not in a stall, not in my car or your car, never on the leather never ever on the leather!
i like a traditional women.
i see that the urge to fuck is stronger than pride
I think he's HOT with with "Ain't worth shit" self, lol. He can skeet all over my back anytime he wants...mmmmm
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