Monday, April 30, 2012

Kim Kardashian the Butt of Jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner


President Barack Obama and comedian Jimmy Kimmel both took shots at Kim Kardashian during the annual White House Correspondents Dinner.

Lindsay Lohan may have gotten more attention than any other guest before Saturday night's White House Correspondents Dinner, but Kim Kardashian was the celebrity who took the most hits from the dais during the annual event. 
Host Jimmy Kimmel, for instance, remembered last year's dinner, which took place after President Obama had dispatched a team that would track down and kill Osama bin Laden. 
"If you're looking for the greatest threat to America right now, she's right there," he said, pointing into the audience. "She's Kim Kardashian." 
As the reality-TV star laughed, Kimmel scolded the president. "When you took office, the Kardashians had one reality show," he said. "Now they have four. This is not a good trend."  
The jibes aimed at Kardashian -- which also included Kimmel's suggestion that Obama had Navy Seal Team Six outside the Kardashian compound in Beverly Hills disguised as the Denver Nuggets "so they can sneak in undetected" -- were among the spiciest in the comic's 20-minute monologue, which stuck mostly to politics and tweaked the president only slightly more often than it took aim at his Republican critics. 
As for the guest of honor's own remarks, President Obama was perhaps not as biting as last year, when he went after guest Donald Trump for continually raising questions about Obama's birth certificate. 
And he got perhaps his best laugh with a jibe at himself and a recently dredged-up confession from his "Dreams From My Father" autobiography that he ate dog meat as a child in Indonesia. "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" he asked. "A pit bull is delicious." 
This time around, the president -- who has attended the annual dinner every year that he's been in office -- used some of his sharpest lines in a pretaped opening bit, in which his voice was heard from "backstage" on a microphone that was purportedly left open. And his targets included, yes, Kim Kardashian. 
"Seriously, guys, what am I doing here?" said Obama's voice to an unseen aide. "I'm the President of the United States, and I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel? รข€¦ Why am I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian? What is she famous for, anyway?"
Jacked from The Chicago Tribune  

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is she there? What has she contributed to society?

Anonymous said...

^^^triple co-sign. disgusting.

Anonymous said...

yeah i think they have crammed her down our throats long enough. i mean, enough is enough already. blah!!

Anonymous said...

If you must ask Mr.President, she's famous for being a Pig Slut!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

She probably donated a lot of money to his campaign right? I don't know, I'm asking. I'm just confused.

Staten Island Girl said...

each celeb there was invited from the news media.
and fox news invited kim kardashian and lindsey lohan. THEY WERE GUEST OF FOX NEWS. look up the invite list. its all there.

Anonymous said...

Cosign
People need to do more research

Anonymous said...

Actually she was a guest of FOX News along with Lohan.

Anonymous said...

But she's a joke, because of the shit she does to get fame..you gotta be lady before anything else, and you'll get your respect at the end of the day..

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kim looks so meek and embarrassed, her mother looks like she's feeding proudly from being even acknowledged in the presence of the president---the mom could care less, as long as people are talking about the Kardashians, that's all that matters. Obama wanted her there so that more potential voters will watch him. Oh trust me, that was purely a political invite.

Anonymous said...

Kim and Lindsay Lohan were invited as a joke/to be punching bags.

Anonymous said...

is it just me or does kim looks like her spirit is broken. i tell u with the pants thing and the combination of jokes about her........ me do thinks it has taken a toll.OH WELL.....

Anonymous said...

The comment is still valid... guests of fox or not the question still remains: WHY ARE THEY THERE?

Anonymous said...

Kim will soon learn that all that glitters is not gold. I guess she feel that being the laughing stock of Hollywood is bearable as long as she get to come to the White House and sit at the Pres dinner table. Her mother is really fking up her children confidence.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks Fox dispises our Pres so intensely that they purposely invited trash as guests. If mama k wasn't desperately parched, she would've got the hint when she saw llindsay was invited too.

Anonymous said...

House Correspondents Dinner, but Kim Kardashian was the celebrity who took the most hits from the dais during the annual event.


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Anonymous said...

Fox news purposely invited Kim K. to make the President look bad obviously. HE would never invite her to stand in front of the damn lawn!

Angeline Gage said...

House Correspondents Dinner, but Kim Kardashian was the celebrity who took the most hits from the dais during the annual event.

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Anonymous said...

I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian? What is she famous for, anyway?"



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