Jay Z and Beyonce and Gwyneth and Chris Martin plan a family road trip around Florida.
JAY-Z is to hang up the keys to his Maybach and Range Rover to head off on his summer hols with missus Beyonce and pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.
The four and their kids will shack up in a Winnebago and hit the open road in Florida once Chris and Jay finish touring commitments.
Hope they pack one of Jeremy Clarkson’s driving compilations.
A source said: “The two couples are planning a trip around Florida.
“Both Chris and Jay have been on intense world tours so they really need a break. “Gwyneth and Beyonce think the jaunt, going back to nature on a high-end Winnebago, will be the ideal getaway.”
Chris and Gwyneth’s kids, Apple and Moses, and Jay-Z and Beyonce’s nipper Blue Ivy will be in the motorhome too.
The source added: “It will be low-key but it’s just what they need and they’ll get to spend quality time together.”
As Jay and rap pal Kanye West played in Paris and Antwerp over the weekend Coldplay had a three-night stint at the Emirates stadium in north London.Jacked from The Sun
8 comments:
First #RollTide
WOW..I bet they have group sex.... {gag}
all of this just to get white peoples money and to prove to whites and other blacks that they are different. i'm willing to bet any money that gwenny and her husband can't stand being around them and call them trash behind their backs.
To be in one motorhome I can't see that seeing that Jay/Bey are so used to much space when even staying in hotel's. 4 adults/3 children at least 3 bodyguards and 1 assisant under the same roof? I see both parties having their own motorhome,yes.
4:15
The Martins are successful & rich, why would they take their kids on a road trip with people they hate?
I believe the 4 of them really enjoy each others company. I think if Kanye had chosen a different woman to be in his life, he would have been invited along also.
Because You hate Bey & Jay, doesn't mean that its impossible for someone else to like them. Gwen probably really does like Bey a lot. I'm sure a lot of people hate you, but there are also people that love being around you, theres friends for everyone INCLUDING Bey, shes human.
9:05pm
I'll believe what you say after i see future photos of gwenny not looking so pissed off when she's with her. *shrug*
^^
Oh please, give it a rest! Bey & Gwens friendship really bothers you all, why? Its not impossible that they really like each other. Why is is so important for you to believe that they are faking their friendship??
You never see Bey hanging with nobody else, except family. so she decided to hold Gwen hostage forcing her to fake friendship with her. It must be torture for Gwen to be held hostage by a woman whose shown in the past, shes not interested in running around with celebrity women. Gwen and Beyonce have something in common that only the 2 of them know. Cause its nobody elses damn business.
Why B & G are "friends":
Beyonce strives to be "classy" and "upper class"; she thinks Gwennie is both. That's why Beyawnce is all up G's ass.
Bey and her troll mother used to lie in interviews to make it seem like beyonce had grown up "upper class" (originally it was "middle class", then they started saying "upper middle class", and eventually it became "upper class").
It was hilarious, and if you can find old interviews on youtube, I suggest you watch. They bragged about having a "lexus", bey going to "private school" (unlikely), insisted that Matthew earned "6 figures" as a Xerox sales associate (yeah right), and acted as if their average, 2-story suburban home was a mansion (bwahahahahahaha!!!!!).
In spite of her ghetto accent, bey thinks that class and sophistication will somehow transfer to her by association. Beyonce harbors the fantasy that Fishsticks will one day wear Dereon fashions in public, and probably also thinks that Fishsticks can help her get an Oscar. One word: delusional.
As for Gwennie: like a lot of uptight, rich white people, she thinks having "black friends" makes her "cool" and "open minded".
She probably also likes the publicity that being seen with Jz (beyonce less so) can provide. Also, I think she loves that beyonce sucks up to her. For someone with a huge narcissism complex, being sucked up to and constantly asked for advice is like catnip.
THEY ARE NOT REAL FRIENDS!!!!!
Note that Fishsticks never promotes or is seen in beyonce's shitty clothing line, and would break out in hives if she had to wear beyonce's perfume (she's probably gotten both as "gifts", and both were promptly tossed in the recycling bin, or given to goodwill).
By contrast, Fishsticks does wear/promote the projects of people she actually considers her "friends".
Keep dreaming beyonce. After all, Michelle Williams wears your clothes.
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