Actress Natalie Portman married one of the choreographers from her Academy Award winning film Black Swan and shortly there after announced her pregnancy. But was she really pregnant by the film's director Darren Aronofsky, who was dating and has a baby with actress Rachel Wiez at the time?
I normally don't deal in wild speculation and conjecture, and although that's not true, someone sent me this today. So, if you're having a hard time believing how a dude ballerina who skips down the street got Natalie Portman pregnant, maybe this will make it a little more harder. You know, like Darren Aronofsky's penis.
When this famous director dropped out of a high-profile project, there was some speculation that it was due to personal rather than professional reasons. He had broken up with an actress last year, and it was believed that each was taking time off from work to battle over the custody of their child/ren. What isn’t public knowledge is that their breakup was due in large part to his affair with another actress… who became pregnant with his baby. The jury is still out on whether or not any of the three will ever acknowledge the affair and/or the baby’s paternity.
Director:
First Actress:
Second Actress:
August 25, 2010 - September 15, 2010 - Natalie Portman gets inseminated at some point. Putting her due date between June 1 and June 22, 2011.
September 1, 2010: Black Swan has its world premiere as the opening film of the 67th Venice Film Festival.
November 8, 2010: Darren Aronofsky and Rachel Weisz announced they split after 9 years, claim they had been "separated for some months".
December 27, 2010: Natalie Portman announces that she's pregnant and engaged. In the same press release.
March 17, 2011: Darren Aronofsky suddenly and inexplicably pulls out of The Wolverine citing production in Japan "would keep me out of the country for almost a year. I was not comfortable being away from my family for that length of time."
June 14, 2011: Natalie Portman gives birth.
Sooo....yeah. I'm not saying any of this is true, but if you were a woman with a working vagina, would it Niagra over a brilliant, auteur filmmaker, or the guy in the corner wearing leg warmers and a leotard? I just polled several working vaginas and I didn't even get the chance to get out the "and a leotard" part.Jacked from I Don't Like You In That Way
12 comments:
Aronofsky and Weisz were married.
btw, @nubian: do you EVER have anything real or positive to say? i'm sure you know about all the people you dump on daily living in that backwoods cabin with 10 kids. i know there are many other people besides me that are tired of your 24/7 negativity and non-creative curse word writing. skipping over anything you have to say from now forward.
actually this tea is rather steamy if it's all true. I could never wrap my brain around natalie portman getting pregnant by that flaming fairy dude. This makes a lot more sense. None of those people in hollyweird are faithful. Why they keep throwing kids into the mix, is real fucked up.
Cosign Nubian Goddezz!!
I don't believe it...they need more people.
The real mystery is why ANYONE would want to be pregnant by that dude.
He's no oil painting.
Natalie has been stepped to the dark side. She was in this movie called this other woman and she is acting out this movie in real life. Both of these women are pretty and only got with this man because of what he could provide professionally. Women take your time because a dog is a dog is a dog you can change his stripes.
That's funny he no oil painting
That's OK, Rachel Weisz moved on and married Daniel Craig.
co-sign at 8:21! That's a helluva upgrade to me!!
Co-sign with 8:21 Daniel Craig is a FINE White Boy!
both ladies are jewish hags (hence...weisz)
how about you find me someone who ISN'T a jew in Hollywierd..... or a converted Jew via marriage
I can't stand them......cracka's & kike's (but more so the Kike's).
there....I said it
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