Tom Cruise held fake auditions for a film that would never be made to help him choose a wife.
I TOLD YA SO 2!
We work hard to bust the big stories, Gossip Fans, so please note how countless news organizations are telling you today news that I broke way back in July 2005 – how wife-hunting TOM CRUISEcoldbloodedly staged “auditions” for a nonexistent movie, then invited nubile young hotties likeJENNIFER GARNER, JESSICA ALBA,SCARLETT JOHANSSON and KATIE HOLMES to “read” for him while “he looked them over like breeder livestock (and finally cut cute l’il heifer Katie out of the herd) – bringing new meaning to the old Hollywood term ‘cattle call.’ ”
My bona fide EXCLUSIVE was confirmed in March 2008 by a defecting Scientology official in a British newspaper interview.Jacked from The National Enquirer
2 comments:
You can send the check to me for this story you sorry ass Gossip Jacker. I gave it to you first but your dumb ass had to read National Enquirer before you reported it. I guess they write on your level of comprehension.
Um...excuse me, this was reported by Cindy Adams in a blind item in her New York Post column back in 2003 or 2004! Even down to a future "petri dish" baby!!!
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