Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Gwyneth Paltrow's Children Are Only Allowed to Watch French or Spanish Televison


Gwyneth Paltrow does not allow her children to watch English speaking television programs, only French or Spanish.

And now for another exciting installment of “Pretentious Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Said That You Couldn’t Make Up If You Tried, God, What A Cunt.” This time around, Gwyneth opens up to InStyle about how her children Phineas and Ferb aren’t allowed to watch television that speaks the King’s English because it’s only international dialect for her little ones after an autumn day handpicking Polynesian animation shorts from the French Borajaneux Le Frere Jacques. 
Via the Daily Mail:
Speaking to InStyle magazine, the mother-of-two said Apple was ‘cross’ as ‘I only let them watch TV in French or Spanish’.
She added: ‘When I’m in France, I go to [Boulevard] Beaumarchais and buy all their cartoons.’
Jacked from The Superficial 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, it may help later in life....

dreadee said...

Uh, okay.

Anonymous said...

I HOPE THEY ARE TAUGHT TO SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE.

Anonymous said...

Gwyneth Paltrow is ugly. She's more boring than Jennifer Anniston. Her only claim to fame is dating/marrying famous guys and the fact that her parents were in the industry already.

She is an overrated, privileged, conceited shrew whose own husband can't stand to be around her. Dude stay touring and traveling year round to avoid being around her annoying ass.

I'm just wondering, does she let the kids watch French TV before or after they finish listening to Jay-Z tracks on their ipods?

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